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06-22-2006, 07:09 AM
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still says videotape
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I knew there was something familiar in this tale.
Sluefoot Sue was a beautiful girl who came riding down the river on the back of a fish. When Pecos Bill saw her, his belly did flip-flops. So, he asked Sluefoot Sue for her hand in marriage, and she agreed. But she had two demands.
First, she wanted a bouncy bustle (It was the latest style). Second, she wanted to ride Widowmaker. Unfortunately, things didn’t work out. As soon as Sluefoot Sue was mounted in the saddle, Widowmaker started bucking. Sluefoot Sue’s bouncy bustle caused her to bounce higher and higher until the reins broke, and she was bucked into the sky never to be seen again. Thus, she was punished for three separate crimes: vanity, conduct unbecoming a lady, and getting between a man and his horse.
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06-22-2006, 11:49 AM
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06-22-2006, 12:52 PM
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Catfish update:
Our friendship seems to have quickly turned and now he is demanding very specific foods for photo ops. |
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06-22-2006, 03:58 PM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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Should we move this thread to the relationship section?
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06-23-2006, 12:53 PM
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06-24-2006, 01:23 AM
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lobber of scimitars
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The Catfish is the Earth 2.0 version of the Mice.
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06-25-2006, 07:19 PM
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still says videotape
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06-27-2006, 02:58 PM
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Update from the weekend;
Someone caught one of the catfish and this seems to have humbled the lot of them. It was about 2'-2'3". The policy is catch and release. His attitude has changed entirely since we fitted him with a red jump suit and tied his feelers. |
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06-28-2006, 06:29 AM
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still says videotape
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How does he like picking trash?
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07-03-2006, 12:31 PM
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St Petersburg, Florida
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He surely doesnt care for it but only speaks Spanish so the details of the complaints are lost.
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07-03-2006, 11:34 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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Did he say that he was framed, or did he just lay there gasping?
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