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05-30-2011, 08:50 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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May 31, 2011: Crazy clawed crustacean
 From here ABC News. Action News viewer Mike Pintoski caught this unusual looking crab on Memorial Day in Absecon, New Jersey.
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05-30-2011, 09:23 PM
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(marsupial with backward-facing pouch)
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trial-and-error mutations: evolution
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05-30-2011, 11:11 PM
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Operations Operative
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05-30-2011, 11:15 PM
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Operations Operative
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oops, sorry for posting as anonymous.
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05-30-2011, 11:43 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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Kinda creeepy.
I'd guess that that is not a result of modified DNA, but embryonic mutation caused by something (likely pollution) interfering with the DNA expression. Might be DNA mutation, though. See if it breeds and what its younguns look like. Now, recipes ... 
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05-31-2011, 05:26 AM
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Professor
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And he was the mutation that was going to take over. Humans screw it up again!
 
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05-31-2011, 09:27 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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Classic's Crazy Clawed Crustacean Clearly Crosses Clambering Crowds Clowning Crowns of Clover.
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05-31-2011, 11:09 AM
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Junior Master Dwellar
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Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder can star in his biopic.
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05-31-2011, 03:53 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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First he lobster, then he flounder...
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05-31-2011, 03:54 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Hey lobster, let yer freak flag fly, baby!! Let yer freak flag fly!!
Ya freak.
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05-31-2011, 06:33 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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Two possibilities:
1. This is an escapee from a secret Red Lobster research lab where they are working to develop the multi-clawed crab for next crab fest. 2. The crabs have their own secret research facility where they are working diligently to develop opposable thumbs in order to further their plan for world domination. I await our crustacean overloads with a big tub of butter and a fancy hammer and crab-crackin' knife I got in Baltimore the first time I was there.
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05-31-2011, 08:16 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Lol @ wolf!
It just occurred to me that the thread title would make a great Jimmy Buffet song! 
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