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11-13-2008, 12:04 PM | #3 |
Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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Maybe we can help these folks. I'm willing!
Britain Faces Sperm Shortage LONDON - Britain is facing a sperm donor shortage after reversing confidentiality laws and limiting the number of women who can use sperm from one donor, fertility experts warned Wednesday. Britain in 2005 changed the law protecting anonymous sperm donors and allowed children to learn the identity of donor fathers one reason, fertility experts say, there are fewer donors now. The only countries that seem to have enough sperm are those that pay like the U.S. and Spain or the countries that retain anonymity, said Allan Pacey, a member of the British Fertility Society that warned of the shortage in the British Medical Journal. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27683226...storyContinued
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06-17-2008, 03:52 PM | #5 |
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You INSENSITIVE bastard! I have 9 toes on one foot and 11 on the other.
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06-17-2008, 04:04 PM | #6 |
I can hear my ears
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20 toes? what size shoes do you wear......?
or..... so, you can count all the way up to 30?!
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06-17-2008, 08:28 PM | #7 |
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Angry puffer fish goes nuts
June 17, 2008 - 3:25PM A puffer fish ... but this one's probably not enraged. A Cambodian teenager was recovering in hospital after a puffer fish attacked him in the groin, local media reported on Tuesday. The Khmer-language Koh Santepheap daily ran a picture of the unnamed 13-year-old in a hospital bed with heavy strapping around his testicles, saying he was lucky to be alive. The paper quoted the boy's father, Sok Ly, as saying the fish had become enraged when it was accidentally trapped in the boy's net and, when it was freed, had attacked the boy's scrotum. Cambodian legend has it that the bite of the fish is even more dangerous than its poisonous spines, especially for boys, and Cambodian boys are traditionally advised not to swim in waters where the fish is common. The victim, from Prek Pneuv commune outside Phnom Penh, was expected to recover from yesterday's attack, the paper said, but the extent of the damage had yet to be determined.
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06-17-2008, 08:34 PM | #8 |
Looking forward to open mic night.
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~snip~Fifth severed foot found on Canadian coast
"Our first step is to establish identity," ~snip~ lol! No pun intended!
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06-18-2008, 08:41 AM | #9 |
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I think bears and wolves are manufacturing and setting leghold traps along hiking trails and scenic overlooks. Trapped humans are chewing off their feet to free themselves.
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06-18-2008, 03:44 PM | #10 |
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Six feet under?
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06-18-2008, 03:57 PM | #11 |
dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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06-18-2008, 05:29 PM | #12 |
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What race are the feet?
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06-18-2008, 07:12 PM | #13 |
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What ever race it was, I think they lost.
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06-18-2008, 07:13 PM | #14 |
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Only by a foot though
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