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02-19-2009, 12:53 AM
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The future is unwritten
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Feb 19, 2009: Fire Extinguisher
Fire extinguishers here in the US, and probably throughout most of the world come in three basic types, labeled A, B and C.
These types and their use is outlined below;  But the Russians, while they probably have the A, B and C types, have one more. Not as fast, but more fun, is type Pee.  Caution: type Pee is for very slow fires only. 
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02-19-2009, 01:18 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Why does it burn when I pee, mommy?
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02-19-2009, 01:39 AM
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Sir Post-A-Lot
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Fire Extinguisher
It actually says.......
1. After consuming this container...... 2. Do NOT go swimming for 20 minutes...... 3. When swimming....Do NOT pee in the pool..... 
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02-19-2009, 01:46 AM
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1. Take out the cork; sneeze; enjoy a bottle of western decadent Mountain Dew...
2. Each bottle of that crap contains enough calories to keep 20 men alive for a day... 3. If you bend over and fart next to a fire, it will flare up.... |
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02-19-2009, 02:18 AM
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Encroaching on your decrees
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[translator]It's beer.[/translator]
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02-19-2009, 04:51 AM
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Professor
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Left out Class E fires.
Burning nuclear material => Chernobyl Ingredient: Sand |
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02-19-2009, 07:14 AM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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I've had one of these fuckers all along and didn't know it.
Thanks, XOB.
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02-19-2009, 12:09 PM
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In Colombia a few years ago we were in my open-top jeep driving out of town to a farm for a BBQ. We were stopped by traffic police who noticed we had no fire extinguisher. I showed them the two cases of beer we had in the back and assured them that we'd have enough pee to put out a considerable blaze. They laughed and let us go - one of the benefits of living in Latin America!
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02-19-2009, 02:18 PM
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you have to carry a fire extinguisher in your vehicle in Colombia?
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02-19-2009, 02:30 PM
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02-19-2009, 03:35 PM
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02-19-2009, 04:03 PM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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There are clean ones?
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02-19-2009, 08:14 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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Beer IS a suitable fire extinguisher to carry in your vehicle or have in your kitchen!!!
IS IS IS! What is in those class B extinguishers? Foam. It forms a blanket on top of burning oil and smothers it (where water would displace the oil and spread it around). Take your beer, open the top just a tad (or narrow the opening with a finger), shake well, allow foam to spurt out onto the fire, create a foam mat. Wait for foaming to stop, drink slightly flat beer, belch, continue barbecue. Simple.
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02-20-2009, 12:02 AM
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02-20-2009, 02:00 AM
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This is the translation of that instruction:
1. In event of fire, quickly down your bottle of Vodka 2. Wait 20 minutes for alcohol to be absorbed in order to reach the required National Blood Alcohol Standard of .2 -.5 3. Proceed to use extinguisher. If unable to do so due to intoxication, urination is acceptable alternative. Aim stream in sweeping motion and stagger away from fire |
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