haiku II - Page 2

Trilby · 08-12-2004, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

You forgot the last line!

"Yay! Thanks NBN--
You're a true haiku master!
Older men are hot."

You too, Clodfobble, rock the haiku!
And, older men are hot!
Now, CF, do you speak in Haiku or do you prefer to converse in dirty limerick? You know, the "There once was a lady from France..."-type thing. We could start a dirty limerick thread...

Trilby · 08-14-2004, 10:46 AM

No one likes haiku?
What is wrong with everyone?
Keep the Arts alive!

Nothing But Net · 08-14-2004, 01:48 PM

It's back to school time,
The streets are quiet again,
Curmudgeons approve

Nothing But Net · 08-14-2004, 10:32 PM

Edgar Allan Poe,
Never dabbled in haiku,
Wasn't drunk enough

Clodfobble · 08-14-2004, 10:48 PM

The Olympics rock.
I'VE got some parallel bars
For those male gymnasts.

Nothing But Net · 08-14-2004, 11:02 PM

Greek gods abundant,
It's not if you win or lose,
It's your muscle tone

Trilby · 08-15-2004, 12:36 PM

I hate banana's
and BANANAPHONE song, too.
I need some xanax!

Trilby · 08-15-2004, 12:46 PM

Happens every time-
that drinking makes me thirsty
It's called a hang-over

Chewbaccus · 08-16-2004, 02:32 PM

I look down the road.
A tumbleweed is coming.
Can I hitch a ride?

triestemoi · 08-24-2004, 10:19 PM

When life turns to shit
You must learn to sink or swim
Or just flush the loo

Trilby · 08-25-2004, 11:43 AM

ever notice how
some things keep coming up all
messed up and worry?

alphageek31337 · 08-26-2004, 02:22 PM

best 404 message ever, I wish I could remember where I saw it (it may have been Salon.com's haiku contest)

You step in a stream
But the water has moved on
That page is not here

That being said, I will contribute

Sleeps all day an night
Only wakes to eat and poop
Oh, to be a dog!

Chewbaccus · 08-26-2004, 02:34 PM

One from the archives:

"Well done, my little
collegiate hamsters.
Get your fresh breath pill."

During freshman orientation, I had to sit through some craptastic lecture on "making the most of college" or "how to make good choices" or something in that vein. Either way, Mentos was one of the sponsors, and the speaker handed out packs of the stuff to people in the crowd who would answer questions/participate in the presentation. I decided to sit back and switch between napping and writing sarcastic haiku.

Now that I look back, it's not so much that I "had" to go, but that it was humid as hell, and it was either sit in my room and dehydrate from sweating or endure the dog-and-pony show for the sake of some air conditioning. I think I made the right call.

jdbutler · 08-27-2004, 10:27 AM

Adjust tinfoil hats
Conspiracy theorists!
Radar will soon post!

TOMAHAWK · 08-28-2004, 02:06 PM

WHEN IN DANGER! WHEN IN DOUBT!
RUN IN CIRCLES! SCREAM AND SHOUT!!

08-16-2004, 02:32 PM	#24
Chewbaccus Freethinker/booter Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 523	I look down the road. A tumbleweed is coming. Can I hitch a ride? __________________ Like the wise man said: Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.

08-26-2004, 02:22 PM	#27
alphageek31337 Enemy Combatant/Evildoer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 263	best 404 message ever, I wish I could remember where I saw it (it may have been Salon.com's haiku contest) You step in a stream But the water has moved on That page is not here That being said, I will contribute Sleeps all day an night Only wakes to eat and poop Oh, to be a dog! __________________ The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself. ---Friedrich Nietzsche

08-26-2004, 02:34 PM	#28
Chewbaccus Freethinker/booter Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 523	One from the archives: "Well done, my little collegiate hamsters. Get your fresh breath pill." During freshman orientation, I had to sit through some craptastic lecture on "making the most of college" or "how to make good choices" or something in that vein. Either way, Mentos was one of the sponsors, and the speaker handed out packs of the stuff to people in the crowd who would answer questions/participate in the presentation. I decided to sit back and switch between napping and writing sarcastic haiku. Now that I look back, it's not so much that I "had" to go, but that it was humid as hell, and it was either sit in my room and dehydrate from sweating or endure the dog-and-pony show for the sake of some air conditioning. I think I made the right call. __________________ Like the wise man said: Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.

08-27-2004, 10:27 AM	#29
jdbutler If ya cant take a joke, Effya! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 288	Adjust tinfoil hats Conspiracy theorists! Radar will soon post! __________________ Phineas J. Twunt

08-28-2004, 02:06 PM	#30
TOMAHAWK Neophyte-in-training Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 3	JUST AN ADDITION WHEN IN DANGER! WHEN IN DOUBT! RUN IN CIRCLES! SCREAM AND SHOUT!!

08-14-2004, 10:46 AM	#17
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	No one likes haiku? What is wrong with everyone? Keep the Arts alive!

08-14-2004, 01:48 PM	#18
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	It's back to school time, The streets are quiet again, Curmudgeons approve

08-14-2004, 10:32 PM	#19
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	Edgar Allan Poe, Never dabbled in haiku, Wasn't drunk enough

08-14-2004, 10:48 PM	#20
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	The Olympics rock. I'VE got some parallel bars For those male gymnasts.

08-14-2004, 11:02 PM	#21
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	Greek gods abundant, It's not if you win or lose, It's your muscle tone

08-15-2004, 12:36 PM	#22
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I hate banana's and BANANAPHONE song, too. I need some xanax!

08-15-2004, 12:46 PM	#23
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Happens every time- that drinking makes me thirsty It's called a hang-over

08-24-2004, 10:19 PM	#25
triestemoi Civil Civilian Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Northwest Posts: 33	When life turns to shit You must learn to sink or swim Or just flush the loo

08-25-2004, 11:43 AM	#26
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	ever notice how some things keep coming up all messed up and worry?

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