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Old 11-24-2005, 10:27 AM   #16
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Does he have any Leatherman devices? This goes along with the knife idea... Mrs. Dallas got me a Leatherman Squirt and it's been unspeakably useful at home and work. I have the model that opens up into a pair of scissors, but they have other models with pliers or wire strippers.
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Old 12-07-2005, 06:39 AM   #17
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Els was on the right track. If he's into cars then get him one of those car calendars with the hot, lingerie encrusted babes sprawling all over the car. except have yourself photographed all over his cars. You'd have to do it on the sly to surprise him and prolly get one of your gfs to take the pics so he doesn't get all mental and jealous.

He will love it.
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Old 12-07-2005, 09:35 AM   #18
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Until you break up in mid-February.

Get a commercial car calendar. You don't need naked or near naked photographs of yourself hitting the internet.

Hey, wait a minute. Didn't we establish you were jailbait or something? No suggestive pics of yourself at all.
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Old 12-07-2005, 09:40 AM   #19
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F^3.. you are a genius
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Old 12-07-2005, 11:08 AM   #20
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That is if she hadn't been born in '88.. 5-10 years in the slammer isn't it?
Some nice watch from Fossil or the likes would be the way to go i think.
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Old 12-07-2005, 11:52 AM   #21
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DVDs are always a good choice. There are tons of cool DVDs out there - if he has a favorite TV show, get him a box set of episodes. If he hasa favorite cartoon show from the past, see if that is on DVD. DVDs are generally very appreciated.
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Old 12-07-2005, 05:56 PM   #22
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Whoa. Can't there be an underage icon or special typeface for minors usernames?
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Old 12-07-2005, 06:07 PM   #23
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Cop not kid.
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Old 12-07-2005, 09:21 PM   #24
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ANAGRAM RESULTS:
Here are anagrams of "copnotkid", with a minimum word length of 1:

1. DICK ON POT
2. DICK ON OPT
3. DICK ON TOP
4. DICK NO POT
5. DICK NO OPT
6. DICK NO TOP
7. DOCK I PONT
8. DOCK IN POT
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11. DOCK POINT
12. DOCK PINTO
13. DOCK NIP TO
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21. DOC KIN POT
22. DOC KIN OPT
23. DOC KIN TOP
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25. DOC INK OPT
26. DOC INK TOP
27. DOC PINK TO
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29. DOC PI TONK
30. DOC PI KNOT
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32. COD KIN OPT
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44. NICK POD TO
45. PICK DON TO
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51. TICK POD ON
52. TICK POD NO
53. CIT POND OK
54. CON KID POT
55. CON KID OPT
56. CON KID TOP
57. CON POD KIT
58. COP ID TONK
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60. COP I'D TONK
61. COP I'D KNOT
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63. COP KID TON
64. COP KIND TO
65. COP DINT OK
66. COP DON KIT
67. COP NOD KIT
68. COP DO KNIT
69. COP DOT KIN
70. COP DOT INK
71. COT DO PINK
72. COT POD KIN
73. COT POD INK

I still don't get it, do you mean snowflake is da man, or just a dick on pot?
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Old 12-08-2005, 05:50 AM   #25
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I had this wacky alcohol induced idea that snowflake was the man, which V and I started kicking around just before he flew the coop.
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Old 12-08-2005, 01:21 PM   #26
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Until you break up in mid-February.
Thanks for the vote of confidance? I'm sure me and him will still be together in February.


And as for gifts, His fav. amina is something called Gun-Slinger girls? He's been wanting to get that DVD so I think I'm just gonna get that for him. but thank you to all of you that helped.
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Old 12-08-2005, 10:18 PM   #27
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Get yourself a copy of Eats, Shoots, and Leaves. You'll thank me later.
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Old 12-10-2005, 10:46 PM   #28
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I had this wacky alcohol induced idea that snowflake was the man, which V and I started kicking around just before he flew the coop.
Yeah, that is why alcohol is so great! Wasn't it Ben Franklin who said: "Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy"?
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Old 11-10-2009, 09:11 AM   #29
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There are tons of cool DVDs out there - if he has a favorite TV show, get him a box set of episodes. If he hasa favorite cartoon show from the past, see if that is on DVD. DVDs are generally very appreciated.


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Old 11-10-2009, 11:43 AM   #30
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DVDs are generally very appreciated.
You're assuming he has a DVD player... and that he watches TV.
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