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09-18-2010, 12:08 PM | #1 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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"This is the deadliest of the female ninja tricks!"
I will be using that line from now on. |
09-18-2010, 12:20 PM | #2 |
Radical Centrist
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Cootchies
Teenage Mutant Ninja Cootchies Teenage Mutant Ninja Cootchies Heroes in kimonos Pussy power |
09-18-2010, 04:04 PM | #3 |
Your Bartender
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09-18-2010, 12:23 PM | #4 |
Radical Centrist
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Wait, there's a part two!
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09-21-2010, 08:14 PM | #5 |
Beware of potatoes
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09-18-2010, 12:32 PM | #6 |
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For the 1,000th time, I really have to wonder: how do they come up with this stuff ???
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09-19-2010, 05:55 AM | #7 |
Slattern of the Swail
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Ha - that dude couldn't outrun bubbles!
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09-19-2010, 06:05 AM | #8 |
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Just what, not why. Bottle openers?!
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09-19-2010, 06:31 AM | #9 |
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09-19-2010, 07:47 AM | #10 |
I got nothing
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That's just a cheap rip-off of the old BubbleCunt comic strip.
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09-19-2010, 02:46 PM | #11 |
The Un-Tuckian
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I've had the vagina, it's quite good.
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09-20-2010, 10:37 AM | #12 |
Back in 10
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Tattoo of the year
My son told me, Dad, I would like to have a tattoo. I told him No, nobody has one in our family ... and you are not having one. He asked me, Why not? All my friends have a tattoo! I told him, It would be a stain on your body! He pleaded with me, Dad, please, please, just a Cartoon Character on the belly? And after many hours of discussion I gave in and decided to let him. After all, he was a young man with his own freedom of choice ... and I thought ... a Cartoon Character... is probably not so bad!
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09-19-2010, 09:16 AM | #13 |
The future is unwritten
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It's not that he couldn't outrun a bubble, he couldn't make up his mind if he wanted to be sucked in or not.
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09-21-2010, 07:11 PM | #14 |
To shreds, you say?
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that should go right next to the Indian woman nursing the cat or what ever it was.
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09-21-2010, 07:19 PM | #15 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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And to think, all this time, I thought crabs affected a different part of the body.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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