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04-21-2016, 11:06 PM | #1 |
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Apr 21st, 2016: Candy and Flowers
Guys, if you are cohabiting with someone of the opposite sex, either in the blessed sanctity of wedded bliss,
or just rutting like heathen barnyard animals, you're subject to the laws. Newton’s laws of marriage; "For every action there is an opposite and bewildering reaction", "A body in motion will be kept in motion", "A body at rest will be asked what its’ plans are for the day", just to name a few. But sooner or later you'll screw up. If it's a bad one, then chocolate and wine, the higher quality, the better. But for minor screw-ups, like when you don't even know for sure exactly what or when, you only know that you're guilty, candy and flowers might work. Sugar Bakers provides this shortcut to running around for fresh flowers and candy. These candy encased edible flowers will keep for about a year so you can keep an emergency fix, like an EpiPen. Good luck.
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04-26-2016, 06:57 PM | #2 |
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LOL. ipop.
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