Two Truths and a Lie

Hippikos · 10-09-2006, 09:15 AM

1) I made a Prime Minister's flight hold one morning arriving at Heathrow

2) I can steer a yacht into a pontoon without saying "Christalmighty whos got the feckin fenders, shite they're in that locker there, quick, shite, BANG!"

3) I slept with 4 women in one day - none of them knew the other(s)

Elspode · 10-09-2006, 02:06 PM

#2 is true.

Hippikos · 10-09-2006, 02:47 PM

TWO truths, Elspode.

BTW Feel free to send your own secrets, everyone...

Bullitt · 10-09-2006, 02:59 PM

#3 is a lie.. is this like if you get it right you go next or something?

tw · 10-09-2006, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hippikos

3) I slept with 4 women in one day - none of them knew the other(s)

Better suicide bombers get more women.

10-09-2006, 05:30 PM

#3 is the lie (and prostitutes don't count)

BigV · 10-09-2006, 05:31 PM

No, just post your own three statements. Make them all interesting and one of them untrue. Leave us to wonder.

Clodfobble · 10-09-2006, 10:50 PM

#2 is the lie--because you did say that when you crashed the yacht into the pontoon, right?

lumberjim · 10-09-2006, 10:57 PM

slept with? or schtuped? could have been on a red eye flight and still be true.

1. i've done this thread before

2. i routinely think of one of you when i masturbate

3. i never masturbate

KinkyVixen · 10-10-2006, 07:19 PM

1. I've met Charlie Sheen

2. I've written a story that was published in one of those Soup for the Soul books.

3. I'm about to get admitted into rehab, unless I play my cards right.

and LJ, #3 has gotta be the lie...

glatt · 10-10-2006, 08:27 PM

Acts of stupidity:

1. I've been chased by the cops through the woods while brandishing a realistic looking toy handgun.

2. I was the only un-injured passenger in a Bronco driven off-road by a drunk. I was saved because I was bracing the almost empty keg of beer between my knees, and I was wedged in tight.

3. I burned my thumb while trying to do a flaming shot of vodka my freshman year. I never actually did the shot.

footfootfoot · 10-10-2006, 08:37 PM

You never burned your thumb.

LIAR LIAR THUMB ON FIRE!!!

footfootfoot · 10-10-2006, 08:43 PM

1. I rode the length of Vermont on my bicycle in a single day. (238 miles)
2. I rode my mountain bike across Lake Champlain from Burlington to Port Douglass in the winter of 1985.
3. I sailed from Seattle to Ketchikan, AK in a 23 foot yacht designed for light air racing on Lake Washington. In the winter.

skysidhe · 10-17-2006, 12:48 AM

1. I got my drivers license at 13 years of age.
2. This month I will turn 38 years old.
3. I won 5 dollars at work yesterday.

Hippikos · 10-17-2006, 03:33 AM

1) I had sex with three bosses wives.

2) I fought 10,000 Mexicans only to discover the Germans took the gold.

3) I find those who use this thread as a way of advertising their presumed sexual magnetism utterly pathetic.

Quote:

#3 is the lie (and prostitutes don't count)

Prostitutes ain't no women?

10-09-2006, 09:15 AM	#1
Hippikos Flocci Non Facio Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In The Line Of Fire Posts: 571	Two Truths and a Lie 1) I made a Prime Minister's flight hold one morning arriving at Heathrow 2) I can steer a yacht into a pontoon without saying "Christalmighty whos got the feckin fenders, shite they're in that locker there, quick, shite, BANG!" 3) I slept with 4 women in one day - none of them knew the other(s) __________________ Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

10-09-2006, 02:59 PM	#4
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	#3 is a lie.. is this like if you get it right you go next or something? __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

10-09-2006, 05:31 PM	#7
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	No, just post your own three statements. Make them all interesting and one of them untrue. Leave us to wonder. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-09-2006, 10:57 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	slept with? or schtuped? could have been on a red eye flight and still be true. 1. i've done this thread before 2. i routinely think of one of you when i masturbate 3. i never masturbate __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-10-2006, 07:19 PM	#10
KinkyVixen Marching In! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 580	1. I've met Charlie Sheen 2. I've written a story that was published in one of those Soup for the Soul books. 3. I'm about to get admitted into rehab, unless I play my cards right. and LJ, #3 has gotta be the lie... __________________ "Smile before bed.You'll sleep better."

10-09-2006, 02:06 PM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	#2 is true. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-09-2006, 02:47 PM	#3
Hippikos Flocci Non Facio Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In The Line Of Fire Posts: 571	TWO truths, Elspode. BTW Feel free to send your own secrets, everyone... __________________ Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

10-09-2006, 05:30 PM	#6
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	#3 is the lie (and prostitutes don't count)

10-09-2006, 10:50 PM	#8
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	#2 is the lie--because you did say that when you crashed the yacht into the pontoon, right?

10-10-2006, 08:27 PM	#11
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Acts of stupidity: 1. I've been chased by the cops through the woods while brandishing a realistic looking toy handgun. 2. I was the only un-injured passenger in a Bronco driven off-road by a drunk. I was saved because I was bracing the almost empty keg of beer between my knees, and I was wedged in tight. 3. I burned my thumb while trying to do a flaming shot of vodka my freshman year. I never actually did the shot.

10-10-2006, 08:37 PM	#12
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	You never burned your thumb. LIAR LIAR THUMB ON FIRE!!! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-10-2006, 08:43 PM	#13
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	1. I rode the length of Vermont on my bicycle in a single day. (238 miles) 2. I rode my mountain bike across Lake Champlain from Burlington to Port Douglass in the winter of 1985. 3. I sailed from Seattle to Ketchikan, AK in a 23 foot yacht designed for light air racing on Lake Washington. In the winter. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-17-2006, 12:48 AM	#14
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	1. I got my drivers license at 13 years of age. 2. This month I will turn 38 years old. 3. I won 5 dollars at work yesterday.

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