The WTF NSFW thread - Page 5

capnhowdy · 02-22-2006, 08:37 PM

Deary, Deary, Deary......

What are the contents of the purse?
To protect or enhance?
To ensure or to deter?
Why do I have these thoughts?
Why am I asking you?

PWI....

xoxoxoBruce · 02-26-2006, 11:19 AM

Hmmm....or maybe hummm.

capnhowdy · 02-26-2006, 12:53 PM

John Holmes & Linda Lovelace.

Damn, Bruce... those files are confidential!

xoxoxoBruce · 02-27-2006, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy

John Holmes & Linda Lovelace.

Damn, Bruce... those files are confidential!

Only if Linda got a crewcut.

capnhowdy · 02-26-2006, 01:54 PM

How about a 'mater sammich?

Hold the mayo?

Crimson Ghost · 02-28-2006, 03:08 AM

This is the guy P. Diddy wants living next to him.

glatt · 03-02-2006, 01:02 PM

Teenagers aren't the only one who are juvenile.

lumberjim · 03-02-2006, 01:07 PM

hmmm. i wonder if they're southerners?

capnhowdy · 03-02-2006, 07:56 PM

nice package?

LabRat · 03-03-2006, 11:43 AM

What in the hell is the woman in red pants doing with her finger?

We were camping once, and one of the guys, well inebriated, was lighting his farts thru his windpants. You know, the kind that go 'swoosh swossh swoosh' when you walk? He melted them.

I don't remember much of that night, but I do remember that.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-03-2006, 06:02 PM

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What in the hell is the woman in red pants doing with her finger?

You know how women get all touchy feely.

wolf · 03-06-2006, 12:40 AM

Why?

Trilby · 03-06-2006, 06:19 AM

RE: the above: Um...No.

What was she thinking? She's gonna be sorry when she's sixty. Jeez.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-07-2006, 06:08 PM

More likely she'll regret it at 45 and be proud of it at 60.

capnhowdy · 03-07-2006, 07:21 PM

I hope it's the lens making her butt look that wide.

02-22-2006, 08:37 PM	#1
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Deary, Deary, Deary...... What are the contents of the purse? To protect or enhance? To ensure or to deter? Why do I have these thoughts? Why am I asking you? PWI.... __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-26-2006, 11:19 AM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Hmmm....or maybe hummm. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 05:54 PM.

02-26-2006, 12:53 PM	#3
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	John Holmes & Linda Lovelace. Damn, Bruce... those files are confidential! __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-26-2006, 01:54 PM	#5
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	How about a 'mater sammich? Hold the mayo? Attached Images __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-28-2006, 03:08 AM	#6
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	This is the guy P. Diddy wants living next to him. Attached Images __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

03-02-2006, 01:02 PM	#7
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Teenagers aren't the only one who are juvenile.

03-02-2006, 01:07 PM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	hmmm. i wonder if they're southerners? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-02-2006, 07:56 PM	#9
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	nice package? Attached Images __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

03-03-2006, 11:43 AM	#10
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	What in the hell is the woman in red pants doing with her finger? We were camping once, and one of the guys, well inebriated, was lighting his farts thru his windpants. You know, the kind that go 'swoosh swossh swoosh' when you walk? He melted them. I don't remember much of that night, but I do remember that. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

03-06-2006, 12:40 AM	#12
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03-06-2006, 06:19 AM	#13
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	RE: the above: Um...No. What was she thinking? She's gonna be sorry when she's sixty. Jeez. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-07-2006, 06:08 PM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	More likely she'll regret it at 45 and be proud of it at 60. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-07-2006, 07:21 PM	#15
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I hope it's the lens making her butt look that wide. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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