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Old 08-31-2009, 10:45 PM   #2266
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This hurt my brain
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Old 09-01-2009, 09:13 AM   #2267
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The stupidity of some people amazes me. Exactly HOW does one get convinced to try THAT?
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Old 09-01-2009, 12:23 PM   #2268
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Alcohol.
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Old 09-01-2009, 01:12 PM   #2269
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... [photo of banana up a tailpipe]
I thought LJ loved Jeeps ...
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Old 09-01-2009, 01:38 PM   #2270
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I like seared breast, but that's ridiculous. Alcohol and decisions about your safety rarely go well together. I'm sure it seemed like a great idea at the time.
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Old 09-01-2009, 01:43 PM   #2271
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so i guess if you're under 18 the you have to use primitive tools like filed down rocks and arrow heads....sheesh.
No, you just have to buy a gun. :p
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Old 09-02-2009, 02:24 AM   #2272
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Don't you need a note from a parent for that?
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Old 09-02-2009, 06:35 AM   #2273
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Not when you buying it on the street corner.
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Old 09-02-2009, 09:02 AM   #2274
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No, you just have to buy a gun. :p
I don't see how they eat mashed potatoes with that.
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Old 09-02-2009, 04:41 PM   #2275
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I don't see how they eat mashed potatoes with that.
How do you think the potatoes get mashed?
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Old 09-04-2009, 12:52 AM   #2276
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Old 09-04-2009, 08:24 PM   #2277
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H E L P ! ! ! !
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Old 09-04-2009, 08:26 PM   #2278
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that you last nite Drax ??
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Old 09-04-2009, 08:34 PM   #2279
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that you last nite Drax ??
I barely made it out alive.
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Old 09-04-2009, 10:56 PM   #2280
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This one threw me for a second. It took a few seconds to figure out which head went with which body. A little photoediting and you could have the amazing two headed nymphomaniac.

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