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Old 03-27-2010, 12:19 AM   #1
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Mar 27, 2010: Oh Deer

I don't know where this picture was taken, but if you find them I'm sure they would be tasty.

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Old 03-27-2010, 07:04 AM   #2
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Breeding Albino Deer?

Ya gotta feel sorry for the deer. Not only are they extra prone to cancer from the sun, but they're probably very inbred, as well.

Plus, I'm sure that noise I'm hearing is some Cellarites sharpening their steak knives and fixing up the BBQ.

Sure sucks being on the low end of the food chain!
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Old 03-27-2010, 10:14 AM   #3
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It's all done with mirrors and a large bottle of peroxide.
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Old 03-27-2010, 10:29 AM   #4
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I'm not sure they're deer. Neck is short, eyes are different. Maybe they're chupacabra in disguise.
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Old 03-27-2010, 11:19 AM   #5
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hmmm, because they have no pigmentation -- the rectangular pupils are much more pronounced. They really look like goats here, but normal deer have very dark pupils so you don't notice the shape.
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Old 03-27-2010, 11:22 AM   #6
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Deer are Caprine. split hooves, oval pupils.

or so I always thought.

I had never heard the term 'Cervine'

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The adjective of relation pertaining to deer is cervine; like the family name "Cervidae" this is from Latin: cervus, "deer".
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Old 03-27-2010, 11:23 AM   #7
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I'm not sure they're deer. Neck is short, eyes are different. Maybe they're chupacabra in disguise.


not your average African animal



El Chupacabra

Name: El Chupacabra
Nickname: Chupa
Alias: El Vampiro de Moca
Closest "known" relative: Jersey Devil
Height: 4.5 to 5.5 feet
Weight: unknown
Eyes: very large, often red
Build: quasi-simian-kangaroo-reptile
Likes: goats, chickens, cows, horses, dogs, cats, ducks, travel
Dislikes: bright, shining lights
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Old 03-27-2010, 03:34 PM   #8
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The pupils are probably distorted because the sun and snow make it very bright.
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Old 03-27-2010, 04:18 PM   #9
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The pupils are probably distorted because they are the gateway to the soul, the tender, seasoned, medium-rare soul.
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Old 03-27-2010, 04:30 PM   #10
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It's all done with mirrors and a large bottle of peroxide.
We're still talking about the deer, right?
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Old 03-27-2010, 04:49 PM   #11
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Mmmmmmmmmmmm....White meat.
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Old 03-27-2010, 04:59 PM   #12
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I'm not sure they're deer. Neck is short, eyes are different. Maybe they're chupacabra in disguise.
I think they are deer, they may not be whitetail deer.

Just for reference, this is what most taxidermists use for a whitetail:
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Old 03-27-2010, 05:03 PM   #13
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Old 03-28-2010, 12:11 AM   #14
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