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09-24-2012, 01:54 PM | #1 |
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Australian Women?
After a long debate, I realize there are women in Australia. My question is are they marsupials? Seems like everything else has a pouch down there. I would try to figure it out by watching Australian porn, but the thought terrifies me
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09-24-2012, 03:07 PM | #2 |
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They are placental
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09-24-2012, 05:04 PM | #3 |
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They're all named Bruce.
Australian vaginas are venomous, aren't they?
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09-24-2012, 05:30 PM | #4 |
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Sarge - this time you are in Waaaaay over your head.
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09-24-2012, 05:41 PM | #5 |
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Australian vaginas are venomous, aren't they?
I can speak from experience here when i say NO they are Not
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09-24-2012, 06:13 PM | #6 |
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Surely there is an anti-venom by now
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09-24-2012, 07:12 PM | #7 |
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09-24-2012, 09:21 PM | #8 |
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That's a scary thought!
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09-24-2012, 11:50 PM | #9 |
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You just need to learn how to do an Australian Kiss.
Like a French Kiss, only ... Down Under ....
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09-25-2012, 02:10 PM | #10 |
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Does the pouch get in the way?
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09-25-2012, 03:38 PM | #12 |
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Yeah, if there's a pouch then there's probably an Adam's Apple. Bad sign.
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09-25-2012, 04:09 PM | #13 |
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Top notch advice right there.
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09-25-2012, 07:22 PM | #14 |
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I read this thread yesterday. I'm going to leave it for Ducky to deal with though. I'm just not sure what to say.
Maybe sandy.
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09-25-2012, 09:19 PM | #15 |
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Australian women are teh hotness. Look at Kate Blanchett or what's her name Kidman, and Toni Collette.
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