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Old 09-24-2012, 01:54 PM   #1
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Australian Women?

After a long debate, I realize there are women in Australia. My question is are they marsupials? Seems like everything else has a pouch down there. I would try to figure it out by watching Australian porn, but the thought terrifies me
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Old 09-24-2012, 03:07 PM   #2
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After a long debate, I realize there are women in Australia. My question is are they marsupials? Seems like everything else has a pouch down there. I would try to figure it out by watching Australian porn, but the thought terrifies me
They are placental
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Old 09-24-2012, 05:04 PM   #3
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They're all named Bruce.


Australian vaginas are venomous, aren't they?
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Old 09-24-2012, 05:30 PM   #4
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Sarge - this time you are in Waaaaay over your head.
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Old 09-24-2012, 05:41 PM   #5
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Australian vaginas are venomous, aren't they?

I can speak from experience here when i say NO they are Not
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Old 09-24-2012, 06:13 PM   #6
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Surely there is an anti-venom by now
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Old 09-24-2012, 07:12 PM   #7
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... I would try to figure it out by watching Australian porn, but the thought terrifies me
There's still time to find out another way. If you drop dead before Aliantha gives birth, you could be reincarnated as her baby and get the inside story.
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Old 09-24-2012, 09:21 PM   #8
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That's a scary thought!
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Old 09-24-2012, 11:50 PM   #9
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You just need to learn how to do an Australian Kiss.

Like a French Kiss, only ... Down Under ....
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Old 09-25-2012, 02:10 PM   #10
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Does the pouch get in the way?
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:11 PM   #11
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Does the pouch get in the way?
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ur doin it rong.
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Old 09-25-2012, 03:38 PM   #12
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ur doin it rong.
Yeah, if there's a pouch then there's probably an Adam's Apple. Bad sign.
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Old 09-25-2012, 04:09 PM   #13
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Top notch advice right there.
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Old 09-25-2012, 07:22 PM   #14
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I read this thread yesterday. I'm going to leave it for Ducky to deal with though. I'm just not sure what to say.

Maybe sandy.
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Old 09-25-2012, 09:19 PM   #15
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Australian women are teh hotness. Look at Kate Blanchett or what's her name Kidman, and Toni Collette.
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