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Old 12-22-2019, 01:03 AM   #331
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Wade for it......

No, really. Wade for it.
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Old 12-22-2019, 01:04 AM   #332
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J/K

That's def a real river.. Ya better swim. Or risk the wreckage of the bridge.
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Old 12-22-2019, 08:18 PM   #333
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Luckily, they were carrying a trainload of water wings and styrofoam coolers...
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Old 01-19-2020, 10:16 AM   #334
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Meanwhile in the USA...

Do you have the right stuff to become a space cadet?

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The first Space Force uniforms have reached the Pentagon, and people are making fun of the camouflage print

The United States Space Force debuted the first ever uniforms for members of the newly created unit.

A tweet sent from the official Space Force account pictured the camouflage uniform with the "U.S. Space Force" nameplate and "United States Space Command" patch.

Twitter users immediately began to poke fun at the uniform's print, questioning why space troops wouldn't wear black uniforms if they wanted to blend into their surroundings. ...

However, others pointed out that there are no immediate plans to put space troops in space, so the uniforms will be worn by people still on Earth - and camouflage doesn't have to serve an actual camouflaging purpose, it has just became the traditional print for US military members. ...
Their uniforms should be pink 'cause pink is the new black.
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Old 01-19-2020, 10:30 AM   #335
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Please to note that Twitter opinions are the entire source and raison d'etre of this "news article".

Please also to note that New Media Journalists are angry as hell that they are being laid off because nobody is clicking on their lazy-ass shit.
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Old 01-19-2020, 10:55 AM   #336
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That uniform has a four star general's rank on it and they're stickin' it to the man.
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Old 01-19-2020, 01:01 PM   #337
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I'm patiently waiting for someone in the Space Force with the last name of Tom to attain the rank of Major...
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Old 01-19-2020, 02:21 PM   #338
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Send a FOIA request to ground control so they'll notify you.
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