5/11/2004: Bird's nest performance art - Page 3

Yelof · 05-19-2004, 06:54 PM

used to play that years ago

long live the Semiconscious Liberation Army

Happy Monkey · 05-19-2004, 07:01 PM

Orbital Mind Control Lasers was the one that was coming to mind.

Spivey · 05-19-2004, 07:15 PM

Not only would the NWO have us believe in the existence of Belgium, they would have us think their illusory nation is a utopia. Typical of the Liberal Media, we have been inundated with pro-Belgium propaganda: Belgians alleged superiority in the art of chocolate making; the reputed nutritional value of "Brussels sprouts"; how all quality diamonds can only be acquired through dealers in the mythical city of Antwerp; How french fries are actually a Belgian invention; and the "superior" martial artistry of Jean Claude Van Damme, the "Muscles from Brussels." Furthermore, Mystery! on PBS regularly depicts Belgians - such as Agatha Christie's "Hercule Poirot" - as personable sleuths who always outsmart non-Belgians and uncover pro-Belgium versions of "The Truth."

DanaC · 05-19-2004, 07:17 PM

.........actually I think Spivey has a good point this time

Spivey · 05-19-2004, 07:25 PM

The saxophone, a supposedly "Belgian" instrument played by "cool" Liberals.

lumberjim · 05-19-2004, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yelof

long live the Semiconscious Liberation Army

I got excited there for a moment....I thought that said
"semicolon Liberation Army"

Spivey · 05-19-2004, 10:59 PM

The NWO have been hard at work dissimulating our reality. Through the deft use of relativism and red herrings like political correctness, they have been able to slip "Belgium" into history and geography without anyone noticing. The cleverness of this is almost laudable. Belgium history was designed with just enough territorial skirmishes, political struggles, and colonialism to make it blend in with the rest of Europe. That, combined with the co-opting of French and German historical figures and events creates an alternate history that meshes with the real one. Where does the contrivances stop and reality begin? What's more, under the auspices of the Liberal controlled Department of Education our children are being forced to believe in these lies. History has been revised so many times that it's no wonder public schools want more money; they keep having to buy new history books!

mmmBoy · 05-20-2004, 01:02 PM

Hey Spivey, why don't you just post a link to the site you ripped off rather than filling up the blog with all your anti-belgian paranoia. My mother was a Belgian waffle, and I'd appreciate it if you left her out of this.

wolf · 05-20-2004, 01:20 PM

Fascinating. Zapatopi.net is the home of the AFDB instructions.

guustflaterke · 05-28-2004, 05:46 PM

This is very nice. So I'm attached to Virtual Reality?
I always thought they weren't this advanced with it. I'm impressed. So if I am not a Belgian, in wich country do I live?
I must agree about the chocolate, the saxophone, the french fries and the waffles and much other products that are indeed invented or best made here in Belgium, but I'm not too proud about the Brussel sprouts: they are Belgian, but I don't like them that much.
I enjoyed reading the statements about Belgium, beïng imaginary, but I have to dissapoint you. It realy exists. In fact, I don't want to live anywhere else. I like it here very much. I know there are better places, but if there aren't, you have nothing to admire, so life is pointless.
Greetings,
Guustflaterke (a Belgian, if you didn't already know)

lumberjim · 05-28-2004, 06:32 PM

welcome, gus. here's the quiz:

1. How long is it from your wrist to your elbow?

2. What is your quest?

3. How do you like your eggs?

4. What is the best part of a fried baby?

5. If you won an academy award, who would you thank first?

6. How many fingers am I holding up?

7. If you were stranded on an island with Oprah, The queen of England, and Hillary Clinton, and you had to Kill one of them, marry one of them , and have sex with one of them, how would you break it down?

8. Apples or Oranges?

9. Do you pick your nose?

10. What is your shoe size?

guustflaterke · 05-28-2004, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim

1. How long is it from your wrist to your elbow?
2. What is your quest?
3. How do you like your eggs?
4. What is the best part of a fried baby?
5. If you won an academy award, who would you thank first?
6. How many fingers am I holding up?
7. If you were stranded on an island with Oprah, The queen of England, and Hillary Clinton, and you had to Kill one of them, marry one of them , and have sex with one of them, how would you break it down?
8. Apples or Oranges?
9. Do you pick your nose?
10. What is your shoe size?

1. I shouldn't know.
2. Find a girlfriend
3. I don't produce eggs
4. I never tried one. Good idea for next barbecue though
5. Myself
6. None at the moment
7. The queen would die, that's for sure.
8. Apples, oranges aren't totaly eatable
9. Yes, like (almost) everyone
10. European or american measures?

xoxoxoBruce · 05-28-2004, 06:51 PM

Welcome to the Cellar, Guust.

Are all Belgians as good at waffling?

guustflaterke · 05-28-2004, 07:01 PM

Nope, there are some good belgian comics though.

DanaC · 05-28-2004, 07:14 PM

Yey a Eurolander *passes a large glass of wine to guus* welcome to the cellar

05-19-2004, 07:01 PM	#32
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05-19-2004, 07:15 PM	#33
Spivey Pithy Euphemist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Undisclosed Posts: 19	Not only would the NWO have us believe in the existence of Belgium, they would have us think their illusory nation is a utopia. Typical of the Liberal Media, we have been inundated with pro-Belgium propaganda: Belgians alleged superiority in the art of chocolate making; the reputed nutritional value of "Brussels sprouts"; how all quality diamonds can only be acquired through dealers in the mythical city of Antwerp; How french fries are actually a Belgian invention; and the "superior" martial artistry of Jean Claude Van Damme, the "Muscles from Brussels." Furthermore, Mystery! on PBS regularly depicts Belgians - such as Agatha Christie's "Hercule Poirot" - as personable sleuths who always outsmart non-Belgians and uncover pro-Belgium versions of "The Truth." Last edited by Spivey; 05-19-2004 at 10:08 PM.

05-19-2004, 07:25 PM	#35
Spivey Pithy Euphemist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Undisclosed Posts: 19	The saxophone, a supposedly "Belgian" instrument played by "cool" Liberals. Last edited by Spivey; 05-19-2004 at 07:27 PM.

05-20-2004, 01:20 PM	#39
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Fascinating. Zapatopi.net is the home of the AFDB instructions. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-28-2004, 05:46 PM	#40
guustflaterke Rapscallion Join Date: May 2004 Location: Haren, Brussels, Belgium Posts: 5	This is very nice. So I'm attached to Virtual Reality? I always thought they weren't this advanced with it. I'm impressed. So if I am not a Belgian, in wich country do I live? I must agree about the chocolate, the saxophone, the french fries and the waffles and much other products that are indeed invented or best made here in Belgium, but I'm not too proud about the Brussel sprouts: they are Belgian, but I don't like them that much. I enjoyed reading the statements about Belgium, beïng imaginary, but I have to dissapoint you. It realy exists. In fact, I don't want to live anywhere else. I like it here very much. I know there are better places, but if there aren't, you have nothing to admire, so life is pointless. Greetings, Guustflaterke (a Belgian, if you didn't already know) __________________ Belgium is a great country.

05-19-2004, 06:54 PM	#31
Yelof neither here nor there Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 179	used to play that years ago long live the Semiconscious Liberation Army

05-19-2004, 07:17 PM	#34
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	.........actually I think Spivey has a good point this time

05-19-2004, 10:59 PM	#37
Spivey Pithy Euphemist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Undisclosed Posts: 19	The NWO have been hard at work dissimulating our reality. Through the deft use of relativism and red herrings like political correctness, they have been able to slip "Belgium" into history and geography without anyone noticing. The cleverness of this is almost laudable. Belgium history was designed with just enough territorial skirmishes, political struggles, and colonialism to make it blend in with the rest of Europe. That, combined with the co-opting of French and German historical figures and events creates an alternate history that meshes with the real one. Where does the contrivances stop and reality begin? What's more, under the auspices of the Liberal controlled Department of Education our children are being forced to believe in these lies. History has been revised so many times that it's no wonder public schools want more money; they keep having to buy new history books!

05-20-2004, 01:02 PM	#38
mmmBoy El Queso Grande Join Date: May 2004 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 54	Hey Spivey, why don't you just post a link to the site you ripped off rather than filling up the blog with all your anti-belgian paranoia. My mother was a Belgian waffle, and I'd appreciate it if you left her out of this.

05-28-2004, 06:32 PM	#41
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	welcome, gus. here's the quiz: 1. How long is it from your wrist to your elbow? 2. What is your quest? 3. How do you like your eggs? 4. What is the best part of a fried baby? 5. If you won an academy award, who would you thank first? 6. How many fingers am I holding up? 7. If you were stranded on an island with Oprah, The queen of England, and Hillary Clinton, and you had to Kill one of them, marry one of them , and have sex with one of them, how would you break it down? 8. Apples or Oranges? 9. Do you pick your nose? 10. What is your shoe size? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-28-2004, 06:51 PM	#43
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Welcome to the Cellar, Guust. Are all Belgians as good at waffling? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-28-2004, 07:01 PM	#44
guustflaterke Rapscallion Join Date: May 2004 Location: Haren, Brussels, Belgium Posts: 5	Nope, there are some good belgian comics though. __________________ Belgium is a great country.

05-28-2004, 07:14 PM	#45
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Yey a Eurolander passes a large glass of wine to guus welcome to the cellar

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