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Old 08-16-2012, 03:53 PM   #16
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Buy your tickets now, and you could win eternal bliss! More tickets are more chances to win!
Are my odds better than 1 in 175,711,536?

Also, can I get my eternal bliss in one lump sum or can I choose to receive annual payments?
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Old 08-16-2012, 05:00 PM   #17
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Old 08-18-2012, 09:32 PM   #18
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... Paul Ryan, Romney’s new running mate, said “Our rights come from nature and God, not from government.” ...

... And what’s this about nature? ...
It means men's rights come from God, women's rights come from men, and that's the natural order. Didn't y'all learn anything from Pussy Riot?
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