3/8/2006: Oarfish, the real sea serpent

[xoxoxoBruce]

two-headed version, the Ether Oarfish.

It's a groaner but a pretty good groaner.

[Trilby]

Originally Posted by Harlan

The key to catching these babies is you've got to use a good squid bait, lightly breaded with marinara on the side, and be earnestly and convincingly fishing for cod. You also must be a woman, and preferably from Cleveland, though Akron, Sandusky and Youngstown are also viable.

Legend has it that there's a rare and even more elusive two-headed version, the Ether Oarfish. To catch that, Cleveland residency is definitely required.

I'm pretty sure Harlan is just making all that stuff up. Unless, he's some kind of Oarfish expert.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Ya think?