Jill Kelley-how do you do it?

[Trilby]

I need this information. I need this classified stuff. HOW do you get 3.6 million dollars in debt (which began in 2006) and STILL continue to live in your 1.5 million dollar ocean front home in Florida? How do you keep the maids, the cooks, the cars, the mani-pedi's when most people in that same situation for that long would be in a small ranch or shack or in a van down by the river by now?

What sort of Lebanese magic does this High Priestess of the Kardashian Ilk possess? Her hubby (who is soooooooo not attracitve) is making minimum payments on ONE of their Visa's-the balance is 70,000. That's on ONE credit card. Ok, they DID have a sham charity that they looted, so I suppose that kept them going for a while. but daymn, gurl. How do you do it? How come those mercedes aren't re-po'd like they would be for any other schmuck?

Yes, you are attractive; but your bat-shit craziness should have warned off all the suitors long ago...your twin sister is insane; so insane that a judge didn't even CARE that your buds Gen. Allen and Patraeus wrote letters on her behalf in a custody battle-he gave the kid to the father and not your nut-job twin.

How? How do you keep living like you are bazillionaires with NO reckoning whatsoever? How do you get top-notch lawyers and 'handlers' when you're broke? I suppose the publicity is worth it to them but this whole thing has me thinking I'm glad I got all this shite out of my system when I was 14, ya know?

PS-I know you think you're being "cute" and showing "your best side" when pics are taken of you but it just winds up looking like you have some sort of neck deformity. Really. Cut it out.