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Old 05-18-2018, 11:06 PM   #1
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She's been doing this shit all over the board, except of course in her own poor me threads.
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Old 05-17-2018, 07:00 PM   #2
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The Winnah!
Winner, winner, chicken-of-the-sea dinner?

I hope that wasn't gill-ding the lily. But some things are betrout than in, and fewer celebs fall off the perch in the summer so this thread was floundering. It's always fun to fillet gap with a load of pollocks.

Someone possibly just needs to turn their herring aid off.

Eel get my coat....
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Old 05-17-2018, 12:17 PM   #3
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AndholycrapJosephCampanellaiswasstillalive!

I thought he'd been dead for twenty years.

No fish was given, but, dayum, the man was 93.
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Old 05-17-2018, 09:29 PM   #4
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Mmmm...thread drift. In a nice thick gravy.
















Needs more fishpun.
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Old 05-17-2018, 09:38 PM   #5
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you bastard, fishpun killed my celebrity on 9/11
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Old 05-18-2018, 01:05 PM   #6
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you bastard, fishpun killed my celebrity on 9/11
Hey! Nobody made that dumbass do all that fishpun! They was fishpunnin' urrwhur. They was beboppin' and scattin' all over the place...

There was fishpun laying out right thar on the table for Dog's sake.
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Old 05-17-2018, 09:45 PM   #7
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I think it's more of a place holder than a drift.....and I'm glad. Sometimes we go through rough patches of losing our heroes. Nice not to be in one....
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Old 05-19-2018, 03:11 PM   #8
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Where are my "poor me" threads?

Doing What? posting?

here are my recent posts, first page covers the last 10 days:

http://www.cellar.org/search.php?searchid=9190415

I see this thread and one other with puns (in which I am not alone), I see one thread about the death of my husband and one about earworm songs in which I have shared that I have some sad songs stuck in my head.

then I see posts in threads about camping, happiness, mass shootings, taglines,Crohn's disease, new member... none of which are punny or self pitiful.

Or perhaps it isn't all about me and you were referring to someone else?

I hope you find peace soon
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Old 05-19-2018, 03:20 PM   #9
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Old 05-19-2018, 03:27 PM   #10
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Ya get hooked on that fishpun, man, ya headed for treble.
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Old 05-19-2018, 03:51 PM   #11
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Ya get hooked on that fishpun, man, ya headed for treble.
no, we all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble

(as long as it's in tuna)
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Old 05-19-2018, 11:04 PM   #12
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no, we all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble



(as long as it's in tuna)


I can testify. It is indeed … all about that bass.
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Old 05-19-2018, 11:16 PM   #13
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You guys are all too funny. Who is the new member?
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Old 05-20-2018, 11:37 AM   #14
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No newbies here, just us old timers.
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Old 05-21-2018, 04:17 PM   #15
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Just us old sexy basstards.
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