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That merits a badge.
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09-05-2015, 05:01 PM
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Explaining rank.
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09-05-2015, 09:39 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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some one finally gets it.
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09-06-2015, 01:35 AM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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Must have been written by a Warrant Officer, a Chief Warrant Officer.
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09-06-2015, 04:29 AM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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09-06-2015, 10:30 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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09-06-2015, 02:25 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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I know I outrank them all. They all work for me.
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09-06-2015, 02:29 PM
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Maybe, but you're supporting them, so maybe you're one of their minions.
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09-06-2015, 03:09 PM
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You have that backwards.
Perhaps you misunderstand 'minions'. I minion for no man. Or woman.
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09-08-2015, 02:45 PM
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09-12-2015, 07:59 AM
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Scarfolk
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09-12-2015, 08:23 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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Wait... are these my minions, or am I one of theirs?
(prompted/ reminded by Grav's post and Bruce's Scarfolk image)
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09-12-2015, 01:19 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Actually, if we are all unique then there is nothing special about that; it's a condition shared by everyone and confers no meaningful distinction. Being one in a million, however, means there are only about 7000 of you. Far better odds, in my opinion.
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09-12-2015, 01:41 PM
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Hah! Teh flying rat is wearing lord hair.
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09-27-2015, 08:51 PM
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I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went. My engaged friend : The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night. Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, " What's for dinner, Zorro ?"
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