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04-24-2015, 10:37 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: La Crosse, WI
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Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind. |
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04-24-2015, 11:26 AM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
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Bad reception.
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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04-24-2015, 11:29 AM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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Must be a German game.
Russian roulette the whole family can enjoy!
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04-26-2015, 01:27 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide.
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide? The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law. I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide. Just get a divorce!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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04-28-2015, 05:21 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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05-04-2015, 06:00 PM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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king.
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05-09-2015, 05:21 PM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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05-31-2015, 07:28 PM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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05-31-2015, 09:19 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
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'I'm so cute!'
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06-01-2015, 03:16 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Forgot to duckface.
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06-06-2015, 09:54 AM
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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I hear that's an in-phone after effect now.
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06-11-2015, 01:14 PM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Romance...
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06-13-2015, 02:05 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2011
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Q: do you think quantum computing will revive Moore's law?
A: Quantum computing will put Moore's law in a box where it will be both dead and alive in the same time. |
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06-15-2015, 02:02 PM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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I am so guilty of that cartoon...
Although back when I only took about 24 photos a year (print photography) friends and family would say, "But there's none of YOU!" which I was quite happy about. Who would waste paying for a photo when you don't even like how you look? Now I take 30+ a month and at least a quarter have me in them! Yay! So it made me cringe a little, but I did laugh.
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06-27-2015, 04:48 PM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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