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Is it correctly written?
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"I have a daughter, so I am beautiful always".
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10-14-2014, 12:24 PM
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Is it correctly written?
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Do not believe to the cat.
It ate. (at 6:40 p.m.) 
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10-14-2014, 12:29 PM
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Is it correctly written?
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Why it is better to be unshaven
before - after 
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10-14-2014, 12:40 PM
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Is it correctly written?
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"They take you
as you are" (police) 
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10-14-2014, 12:41 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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10-14-2014, 02:34 PM
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Master Dwellar
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"I think your baby changing table is defective.
"Why sir?" "Well you can see I am still holding a baby and not a kick ass Samurai sword."
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10-14-2014, 02:44 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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10-14-2014, 02:45 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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An elderly Jewish man is struck by a car. A pedestrian stops and pads up his jacket, putting it under the man's head and asks him, "Are you comfortable?"
The elderly man replies, "Eh, I have a few convenience shops."
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10-14-2014, 04:06 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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10-17-2014, 02:57 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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Science questions:
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10-17-2014, 03:03 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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One more bunch:
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10-17-2014, 03:51 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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I loved those!
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10-18-2014, 01:11 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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10-19-2014, 02:54 PM
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I really like the comic strip "The Argyle Sweater".
And now you know I do.
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