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03-24-2011, 09:34 AM | #3 |
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
03-24-2011, 10:36 AM | #4 |
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04-06-2011, 03:20 AM | #5 | |
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03-25-2011, 06:48 PM | #6 |
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Now go make me some Fat Ho Burgers! I wish they would open one in down town Atlanta.
http://tv.gawker.com/#!5785756/texas...-the-neighbors
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03-25-2011, 06:55 PM | #7 |
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Fat Ho burgers is on the local news, here. I'll bet those burgers are damn good.
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03-29-2011, 03:57 PM | #8 | |
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Ambulance chasing at its most reprehensible:
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04-06-2011, 03:17 AM | #9 |
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Charlie Sheen wants to trademark 22 of his catchphrases.
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Come on, can I trademark carpal diem, or he's a big poopyhead? And I'm about 90% sure I coined cool beans in the 80s. Gotta love the guy. He just doesn't give a tiger shit. |
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04-06-2011, 10:59 AM | #11 |
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Touchdown Jesus to be Replaced by Yo! Jesus.
Yeah, I made that up. I want that on the record, just in case trademarking phrases catches on.
Many of you remember when the Solid Rock (irony not intended, I'm sure) Church's monstrosity Jebus burnt to the ground. Well, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. But would you just look at that? Jebus is all casual and stuff. I wonder if they're going to make this one out of matches and flint and gas cans, too. http://www.whiotv.com/news/27449792/detail.html |
04-06-2011, 01:09 PM | #12 |
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for that most marvelous 'Abhors Whores'...
"We have the technology."
We have 'blowjobs': to the left, to the right, smack-dab in the center. 'Blowjobs' above and below, in front and behind. 'Blowjobs' for you and me and him and her. A 'blowjob' in every pot, a 'blowjob' in every garage. Fat 'blowjobs'...thin 'blowjobs'...black 'blowjobs'...white 'blowjobs'. 'Blowjobs' for the young and old, alike. 'Blowjobs'
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04-06-2011, 01:11 PM | #13 |
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Your nuts. (Misspelling intended. Sic.) |
04-06-2011, 02:44 PM | #14 |
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Give your loved one something different for Easter... everyone loves a Ho Card
Pittsburgh Prostitutes accept gift cards Wonder if I can use this to promote my Scrip program for the school?
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04-08-2011, 12:45 PM | #15 | |
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Deer stands guard over goose nest in cemetery
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