Aliens Support Obama

Big Sarge · 10-22-2008, 10:43 PM

A Las Vegas Prophet claims aliens will arrive in their space ships to help Obama win the election. I wonder if ACORN will help register them??

Las Vegas, NV (PRWEB) October 17, 2008 -- According to Prophet Yahweh: Some time before Nov. 11, 2008, more than likely before the presidential elections, and possibly on October 31, 2008, at approximately 12 noon, spaceships will start appearing, on my summons request, and hover over my school for all Las Vegans and media to see and film.

HNews Imagee goes on to say that: My UFO Summoning School is located by one of Las Vegas' housing projects in the middle of the ghetto. There I teach people the ancient art of summoning or calling down UFO's and spaceships on-command.

In anticipation of the spaceships' descent, Prophet is planning to install live, Internet broadcast streaming capability at his school. He is doing this so people, worldwide, can see him call down the spaceships on Oct. 31, 2008, exactly at 12 noon, and the spaceships that appear for the entire time they sit up in the sky.

Prophet says that he may be off a little with the dates and some details he gives, but let there be no doubt that something within the general overview of what he says is going to happen.

He claims that these space beings are the Angels of Yahweh, the Creator of all things. And, they are talking to him, on a daily basis, via a sophisticated form of telepathic, non-verbal, none-talk, brain-to-brain communication. Most of the time, when they contact him, he is sleep. At that time, he hears a voice speaking to him inside his head.

He also says that: Unless I am misinterpreting my visions, it's very likely that Yahweh's angels are going to descend down from space, in one of their spaceships, on two different occasions, in a different, single ship, each time, and hover over my school, in Las Vegas, NV for three days so the media can film them.

When asked why the spaceships will appear, Prophet boldly says that:

One of the many reasons why they will do this is to show support for Presidential candidate Barack Obama. This will be done so people will know that Obama is the best choice to lead America through the troublesome times to come.

SteveDallas · 10-22-2008, 10:55 PM

Oh, is that all . . . . I thought the Weekly World News had come through with some information about alien endorsements.

ZenGum · 10-23-2008, 01:16 AM

PTCHCHCHCKK! Paging Wolf, paging Wolf, please report to the fruitcake ward, we have a case for you. PTCHCHCHKK.

How do I know he's a fruitcake? Since when do Angels need spaceships???

Sundae · 10-23-2008, 05:04 AM

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Most of the time, when they contact him, he is sleep.

No wonder I have trouble falling asleep. He's in a different time zone!

ZenGum · 10-23-2008, 07:35 AM

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Originally posted by

If I don't vote for a human, the wrong human might get in.

robsterman1 · 10-23-2008, 07:37 AM

So we should then be putting our tin hats on then

classicman · 10-23-2008, 07:47 AM

Just in case...
http://www.stopabductions.com/

sweetwater · 10-23-2008, 08:04 AM

Vote for Bat Boy!

xoxoxoBruce · 10-23-2008, 09:52 AM

Is that Obat boy or McBat boy?

Shawnee123 · 10-23-2008, 09:53 AM

Sheesh. Everyone knows the aliens aren't coming back until December 24th, 2011. By then Obama will probably have made contact and forged alliances with our lovely outer space friends.

Elspode · 10-23-2008, 06:14 PM

I thought at first that this was going to be about a bunch of Mexicans wanting Obama to win.

richlevy · 10-23-2008, 07:48 PM

Klaatu Baracka Nikto!

DanaC · 10-24-2008, 09:01 AM

lol rich:P

classicman · 10-24-2008, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

I thought at first that this was going to be about a bunch of Mexicans wanting Obama to win.

You mean it isn't?

wolf · 10-24-2008, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

PTCHCHCHCKK! Paging Wolf, paging Wolf, please report to the fruitcake ward, we have a case for you. PTCHCHCHKK.

How do I know he's a fruitcake? Since when do Angels need spaceships???

The cult guy at work emailed me this.

The video of the announcement to the press is hilarious.

If only what happened in Vegas really stayed in Vegas.

10-22-2008, 10:43 PM	#1
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Aliens Support Obama A Las Vegas Prophet claims aliens will arrive in their space ships to help Obama win the election. I wonder if ACORN will help register them?? Las Vegas, NV (PRWEB) October 17, 2008 -- According to Prophet Yahweh: Some time before Nov. 11, 2008, more than likely before the presidential elections, and possibly on October 31, 2008, at approximately 12 noon, spaceships will start appearing, on my summons request, and hover over my school for all Las Vegans and media to see and film. HNews Imagee goes on to say that: My UFO Summoning School is located by one of Las Vegas' housing projects in the middle of the ghetto. There I teach people the ancient art of summoning or calling down UFO's and spaceships on-command. In anticipation of the spaceships' descent, Prophet is planning to install live, Internet broadcast streaming capability at his school. He is doing this so people, worldwide, can see him call down the spaceships on Oct. 31, 2008, exactly at 12 noon, and the spaceships that appear for the entire time they sit up in the sky. Prophet says that he may be off a little with the dates and some details he gives, but let there be no doubt that something within the general overview of what he says is going to happen. He claims that these space beings are the Angels of Yahweh, the Creator of all things. And, they are talking to him, on a daily basis, via a sophisticated form of telepathic, non-verbal, none-talk, brain-to-brain communication. Most of the time, when they contact him, he is sleep. At that time, he hears a voice speaking to him inside his head. He also says that: Unless I am misinterpreting my visions, it's very likely that Yahweh's angels are going to descend down from space, in one of their spaceships, on two different occasions, in a different, single ship, each time, and hover over my school, in Las Vegas, NV for three days so the media can film them. When asked why the spaceships will appear, Prophet boldly says that: One of the many reasons why they will do this is to show support for Presidential candidate Barack Obama. This will be done so people will know that Obama is the best choice to lead America through the troublesome times to come.

10-23-2008, 01:16 AM	#3
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	PTCHCHCHCKK! Paging Wolf, paging Wolf, please report to the fruitcake ward, we have a case for you. PTCHCHCHKK. How do I know he's a fruitcake? Since when do Angels need spaceships??? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-23-2008, 07:37 AM	#6
robsterman1 A worldly dude Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Hartford, CT USA Posts: 127	So we should then be putting our tin hats on then __________________ Live life on the BETTER side :-)

10-23-2008, 07:47 AM	#7
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Just in case... http://www.stopabductions.com/ __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-23-2008, 08:04 AM	#8
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	Vote for Bat Boy! __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

10-22-2008, 10:55 PM	#2
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Oh, is that all . . . . I thought the Weekly World News had come through with some information about alien endorsements.

10-23-2008, 09:52 AM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Is that Obat boy or McBat boy? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-23-2008, 09:53 AM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Sheesh. Everyone knows the aliens aren't coming back until December 24th, 2011. By then Obama will probably have made contact and forged alliances with our lovely outer space friends. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-23-2008, 06:14 PM	#11
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I thought at first that this was going to be about a bunch of Mexicans wanting Obama to win. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-23-2008, 07:48 PM	#12
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Klaatu Baracka Nikto! __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

10-24-2008, 09:01 AM	#13
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	lol rich:P

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