October 4, 2006: Rhinos attack newborn calf - Page 2

Flint · 10-04-2006, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

First off, they're all horny. Get it? Horny?

Well, duh, those horns are made out of aphrodisiac...

Saknussem · 10-04-2006, 12:14 PM

Steve the Rhino: "Hey Herb, did you hear Wanda the Cow had a kid?"
Herb the Rhino: "She did? That bitch! I bet it was with that Ralph! That guy is so full of bullshit."
Steve the Rhino: "Well, he IS a bull."
Herb the Rhino: "I don't care! That two-timing slut."
Steve the Rhino: "Yeah, well, I bet you're too chicken to do something about it."
Herb the Rhino: "Yeah? What the hell do YOU know about it?"
Steve the Rhino: "I bet you can't clear the fence with the kid."
Herb the Rhino: "Oh yeah, short-horn? Watch this shit."
Herb runs, horns the kid, kid clears fence EASY . . .
Herb the Rhino: "YEAH BITCH! TAKE THAT! HERB FOR THE THREE POINTER!"

Shawnee123 · 10-04-2006, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Let's "read" the "facial expression" of all these rhinos (I'll bet it's much harder with no narrative context...)

That 3rd one on the right, 2nd row...he has an air of whimsy about him.

limey · 10-04-2006, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by LabRat

Maybe they were worried mom was going to breastfeed in front of them at the watering hole.

Trilby · 10-04-2006, 12:32 PM

First row, second from left--has come to accept his sexual inadequacy.

Shawnee123 · 10-04-2006, 12:39 PM

3rd row, 4th one over...definitely a case of short-guy syndrome

Dypok · 10-04-2006, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

First off, they're all horny. Get it? Horny?

I tried so hard not to laugh.

Someone photoshop Steve-O into that picture.

Elspode · 10-04-2006, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by headsplice

If you paint a baby monkey pink, the other baby monkeys will attack and kill it, because it looks different.

Unlike human beings, who are usually kind and supportive to people who look different.

Flint · 10-04-2006, 02:59 PM

Let's be honest, who hasn't beaten someone to death, before realizing that they were simply painted pink.

Shawnee123 · 10-04-2006, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Let's be honest, who hasn't beaten someone to death, before realizing that they were simply painted pink.

Well, I shot someone painted pink before. Man, did I feel badly afterward. I was SURE they were really pink!

Leah · 10-04-2006, 07:02 PM

Poor baby calf I hope it was ok. What a horrible start to life.
Don't know if anyone has noticed yet but the fence in the last photo looks a little bit flimsy to me. One little nudge and over she goes. Rhinos on the run, not such a good idea, and I'm sure there would be other animals and people all over the place running from those crazy ass rhinos

xoxoxoBruce · 10-04-2006, 10:27 PM

wtf......26 posts and nobody's told me whether we're eating the calf or the Rhino, yet.

Being so young, the calf is pretty pliable, which could save it.
Also, calves that young tend to walk around with their heads down which might have been interpreted as stalking?

dar512 · 10-05-2006, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Also, calves that young tend to walk around with their heads down which might have been interpreted as stalking?

Oh, sure. Blame the victim.

wolf · 10-05-2006, 11:29 AM

It's a wildlife park. Shouldn't we see more of this kind of evolution in action sort of display? Why aren't there lions in the zebra enclosure, if they are really trying to provide a simulation of the African Veldt?

Flint · 10-05-2006, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

Why aren't there lions in the zebra enclosure, if they are really trying to provide a simulation of the African Veldt?

AND: entertainment value! It's a win/win! (Seriously...isn't it?)

10-04-2006, 12:14 PM	#17
Saknussem Coronation Incarnate Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 93	Days of Our Rhino Steve the Rhino: "Hey Herb, did you hear Wanda the Cow had a kid?" Herb the Rhino: "She did? That bitch! I bet it was with that Ralph! That guy is so full of bullshit." Steve the Rhino: "Well, he IS a bull." Herb the Rhino: "I don't care! That two-timing slut." Steve the Rhino: "Yeah, well, I bet you're too chicken to do something about it." Herb the Rhino: "Yeah? What the hell do YOU know about it?" Steve the Rhino: "I bet you can't clear the fence with the kid." Herb the Rhino: "Oh yeah, short-horn? Watch this shit." Herb runs, horns the kid, kid clears fence EASY . . . Herb the Rhino: "YEAH BITCH! TAKE THAT! HERB FOR THE THREE POINTER!"

10-04-2006, 12:32 PM	#20
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	First row, second from left--has come to accept his sexual inadequacy. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-04-2006, 12:39 PM	#21
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	3rd row, 4th one over...definitely a case of short-guy syndrome __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-04-2006, 02:59 PM	#24
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Let's be honest, who hasn't beaten someone to death, before realizing that they were simply painted pink. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

10-04-2006, 10:27 PM	#27
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	wtf......26 posts and nobody's told me whether we're eating the calf or the Rhino, yet. Being so young, the calf is pretty pliable, which could save it. Also, calves that young tend to walk around with their heads down which might have been interpreted as stalking? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-04-2006, 07:02 PM	#26
Leah Love my Heffalumps Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia (best place in the world) Posts: 346	Poor baby calf I hope it was ok. What a horrible start to life. Don't know if anyone has noticed yet but the fence in the last photo looks a little bit flimsy to me. One little nudge and over she goes. Rhinos on the run, not such a good idea, and I'm sure there would be other animals and people all over the place running from those crazy ass rhinos

10-05-2006, 11:29 AM	#29
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	It's a wildlife park. Shouldn't we see more of this kind of evolution in action sort of display? Why aren't there lions in the zebra enclosure, if they are really trying to provide a simulation of the African Veldt? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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