May 28, 2009: Carcoon

xoxoxoBruce · 05-28-2009, 12:11 AM

It took a while, actually quite awhile, but it was worth it.
You finally talked that object of your lust into going back to your place.
So hand in hand, you walk (float) back to your car, but when you turn the corner...

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The car was mistaken as food by spindle ermine larvae, which had already begun to strip a nearby tree of its leaves.
Spindle ermines weave silk webs to protect themselves from birds and wasps, allowing them to gorge on leaves for six
weeks before transforming into butterflies.

Cheer up, it'll only be six weeks, then you can impress your beloved with butterflies.

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Pearcie (AUS) · 05-28-2009, 01:03 AM

Maybe in 6 weeks the car will be Ferrari

spudcon · 05-28-2009, 01:19 AM

Silk webs don't protect them from my blowtorch.

ZenGum · 05-28-2009, 01:39 AM

Just tell her you practice safe parking. Gossamer thin, to give him maximum sensitivity, yet studded with larval bumps to give her blissful stimulation!

SPUCK · 05-28-2009, 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by spudcon

Silk webs don't protect them from my blowtorch.

capnhowdy · 05-28-2009, 06:45 AM

nom nom nom.... spindle ermine larvae nest soup.

TheMercenary · 05-28-2009, 06:51 AM

Looks pretty nasty. Squirt some bug spray on that thing.

capnhowdy · 05-28-2009, 07:12 AM

Would that enhance the flavor?

BobT · 05-28-2009, 07:20 AM

How long did it take for that to happen?

classicman · 05-28-2009, 07:37 AM

I could never get in that car again - I don't care how much you cleaned it ...
ewwwwwwwwwwwww

Undertoad · 05-28-2009, 07:45 AM

This isn't insects! Didn't anyone see Invasion of the Body Snatchers?

Shawnee123 · 05-28-2009, 09:26 AM

Excuse me while I barf.

I could never get into that car again either.

Pie · 05-28-2009, 01:30 PM

Apparently I do have an instinctive "killit Killit KILLIT" reaction to at least one species of insect.

sweetwater · 05-30-2009, 07:13 AM

Are they trying to make a silk purse out of a ... Honda? They can have the car, immediately and forever. YUCK.

Gravdigr · 06-01-2009, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by sweetwater

Are they trying to make a silk purse out of a ... Honda? They can have the car, immediately and forever. YUCK.

Looks kinda like a Prelude, so yeah, a sow's ear 'bout covers it.

05-28-2009, 01:03 AM	#2
Pearcie (AUS) Superior Inhabitant Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 73	Transformation Maybe in 6 weeks the car will be Ferrari

05-28-2009, 01:19 AM	#3
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Silk webs don't protect them from my blowtorch. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

05-28-2009, 01:39 AM	#4
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Just tell her you practice safe parking. Gossamer thin, to give him maximum sensitivity, yet studded with larval bumps to give her blissful stimulation! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-28-2009, 06:45 AM	#6
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	nom nom nom.... spindle ermine larvae nest soup. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

05-28-2009, 06:51 AM	#7
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Looks pretty nasty. Squirt some bug spray on that thing. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

05-28-2009, 07:12 AM	#8
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Would that enhance the flavor? __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

05-28-2009, 07:20 AM	#9
BobT we are fuel Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: cape coral, florida Posts: 71	How long did it take for that to happen?

05-28-2009, 07:37 AM	#10
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I could never get in that car again - I don't care how much you cleaned it ... ewwwwwwwwwwwww __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-28-2009, 07:45 AM	#11
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	This isn't insects! Didn't anyone see Invasion of the Body Snatchers?

05-28-2009, 09:26 AM	#12
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Excuse me while I barf. I could never get into that car again either. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-28-2009, 01:30 PM	#13
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Apparently I do have an instinctive "killit Killit KILLIT" reaction to at least one species of insect. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

05-30-2009, 07:13 AM	#14
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	Are they trying to make a silk purse out of a ... Honda? They can have the car, immediately and forever. YUCK. __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

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