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Old 09-08-2004, 08:56 AM   #46
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I try to lose weight
Now I am really hungry.
God is a prankster!
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Old 09-08-2004, 09:30 AM   #47
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Try the low-carb thing
You won't be hungry at all!
No more sugar-shock.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
—James Barrie


Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum
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Old 09-08-2004, 09:37 AM   #48
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Just so you know, Chew
I am chewing some chocolate.
Why not get a bar?
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Old 09-08-2004, 05:36 PM   #49
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Bri:
I have no faith in
Atkins. He died of what? Right,
massive heart failure.


Cat:
I lost my slug for
the vending machine. Seven
-five cents? What bullshit!
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Old 09-09-2004, 12:47 PM   #50
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Out of pocket change-
Totally broke once again-
Guess I'll suck my thumb.
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Old 09-11-2004, 01:24 PM   #51
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Nine one one oh one,
Has it really been three years?
Seems like yesterday
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Old 09-16-2004, 09:00 PM   #52
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Hurricane Ivan,
Nature's WMD,
Got your water wings?
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Old 09-18-2004, 10:44 PM   #53
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supercalifrag-
ilisticexpiali-
docious. Wow, almost
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Old 09-22-2004, 03:58 AM   #54
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The first day of Fall,
Or the last day of Summer,
What's the difference?
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Old 09-24-2004, 04:04 AM   #55
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One more beheaded
taken by terrorism
why does it go on?
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Old 10-01-2004, 12:58 PM   #56
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Look at my two nerts--
Just floatin' in my scrotum:
Happy Testicles.
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Old 10-01-2004, 01:02 PM   #57
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Hey baby. Dinner?
Ramen and warm PBR--
(I'll get laid for sure).
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Old 10-01-2004, 01:05 PM   #58
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Ike is so horny
Hey, Joe. me love you long time
preoccupation
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Old 10-01-2004, 01:06 PM   #59
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Drank myself naked
at a company party.
No longer work there.
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Old 10-01-2004, 01:08 PM   #60
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Poetry degree
and I'm writing bad haikus
in a web forum.
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