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I doubt this is true, but...
Carnation milk - 65 YEARS AGO ... This is priceless!
A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation. When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940's, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of all." She thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms. I can do this! She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black limo pulled up in front of her house. A man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $2,000 even though we will not be able to use it!"
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02-06-2008, 04:01 PM
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02-06-2008, 04:13 PM
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You can still poke a son-of-a-bitch in his hole, though, Sheldon.
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02-06-2008, 04:32 PM
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02-07-2008, 03:18 PM
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02-07-2008, 04:26 PM
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02-07-2008, 04:31 PM
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One last one before I take off for the day...
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02-07-2008, 04:42 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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omg, look at the kid taking a picture with his phone. The look on his face is hilarious.
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02-07-2008, 04:46 PM
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changed his status to single
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that boy's papa would be mighty proud. i'll bet he appreciated the picture.
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02-08-2008, 12:55 AM
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That-that boy near the bottom is looking away. He is obviously gay!
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02-08-2008, 10:19 AM
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He does have earrings in BOTH ears so.... I have to agree! And he seems to be checking out the boy next to him!
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02-08-2008, 10:30 AM
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02-08-2008, 10:39 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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It's obviously a test -didn't you notice the Gaydar on the ceiling? Right now it's just set to stun, but one day....
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I was distracted by the steps with no hand rail, an obvious hazard, and the unfinished wood of the steps, splinters ! The whole things an OSHA nightmare. 
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