What's mildly irritating you today? - Page 225

infinite monkey · 03-24-2011, 01:33 PM

Hey, you the one axin' about the Pale grant. That ain't the rill dill.

Pete Zicato · 03-24-2011, 01:45 PM

Look at this! Would you just look at it?

infinite monkey · 03-24-2011, 01:56 PM

omg that is hilarious.

infinite monkey · 03-28-2011, 08:07 AM

Pete, that vid is famous now amongst my brother and his cronies. We were at my nieces Volleyball game yesterday and I was on the sidelines with both brothers and my sis-in-law's brother (uncle to A) and I said "well would you look at that" and both my brother and the other uncle chimed in and we were laughing our asses off.

Today: whining cow orker. It sucks for all of us right now, bub, and half of us have been sick. Shut up and stop making me feel I need to tiptoe around you so as not to upset the delicate balance that is your genius and professionalism.

Spexxvet · 03-28-2011, 09:14 AM

The tab on my fly zipper keps getting turned to the side, making it difficult to unzip. Don't want to pee my pants.

plthijinx · 03-29-2011, 10:41 AM

I know, i know, I'm a pilot. But i am afraid of heights. I'm sitting in the cab of a ship offloading crane rfn. The cab and control room are ok but the access cat walks makes me nausiated. Was going to attach a pic but i can't upload one now for some reason...

glatt · 03-29-2011, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx

i am afraid of heights

That's a sign of intelligence.

infinite monkey · 03-29-2011, 10:48 AM

Really, plt? I love heights. Fun and scary...scary fun!

How do you get beyond that when flying? Especially small planes? Do you just concentrate on the job at hand?

jimhelm · 03-29-2011, 11:22 AM

Ok.... this is really more of a 'what's mildly irritating you EVERY GODDAMNED DAY OF YOUR PITIFUL EXISTENCE?' post.

ok... so.. see these?

These are 'Deal Jackets'

We put all of the documents and copies and stuff in there for each deal. If you were putting papers in one of these, which side would you put the top of the letter oriented forms on? Would you put them to the left? I would. And I would put THEM ALL THE SAME FUCKING WAY! ...AND FACING THE FRONT FOR FUCKS SAKE!

GAH!

infinite monkey · 03-29-2011, 11:26 AM

SRSLY.

I have way too many paperwork hangups at work. It seems logical to me, the method to my madness.

In HS the lady who ran the farm market was very upset if we didn't have all our bills facing the same direction when we turned in our drawers. I still cannot pay for anything without rearranging the bills.

Weird, I'm so OCD about some things, completely lacksadaisical about others.

monster · 03-29-2011, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

In HS the lady who ran the farm market was very upset if we didn't have all our bills facing the same direction when we turned in our drawers. I still cannot pay for anything without rearranging the bills.

Weird, I'm so OCD about some things, completely lacksadaisical about others.

My hitherto-unknown-identical twin. I make the lifeguards at the pool line up the dollar bills. But I'd put the documents in Jim's folder higgledy-piggledy just to amuse myself

glatt · 03-29-2011, 11:34 AM

I'd put the docs with the tops to the left, but only because I'm right handed. A lefty would probably put them the other way.

jimhelm · 03-29-2011, 11:35 AM

which would be fine if they were ALL that way, glatt. Jesus, I swear he does it on purpose.

infinite monkey · 03-29-2011, 11:40 AM

Another thing I would do (I did this when I did 'verifications' at my old job, it really didn't take any longer and the auditors appreciated the organization) would be to put the paperwork in a certain order. I'd pull it all out of the envelope and reorganize it...some would have different paperwork but there is still a general order.

I also remove all the old staples when I staple a new sheet onto a stack of previously multiple-stapled papers.

And the staples HAVE to be at an angle to the corner. Any fool knows that when you're looking at stapled papers that diagonal staples make the paper lay the right way when you're flipping through. Otherwise the paper tears.

jimhelm · 03-29-2011, 11:44 AM

ohjesus. don't get me started on staples.

03-24-2011, 01:45 PM	#3362
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	Look at this! Would you just look at it? __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

03-28-2011, 09:14 AM	#3365
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	The tab on my fly zipper keps getting turned to the side, making it difficult to unzip. Don't want to pee my pants. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

03-29-2011, 10:41 AM	#3366
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	I know, i know, I'm a pilot. But i am afraid of heights. I'm sitting in the cab of a ship offloading crane rfn. The cab and control room are ok but the access cat walks makes me nausiated. Was going to attach a pic but i can't upload one now for some reason... __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

03-29-2011, 11:22 AM	#3369
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	Ok.... this is really more of a 'what's mildly irritating you EVERY GODDAMNED DAY OF YOUR PITIFUL EXISTENCE?' post. ok... so.. see these? These are 'Deal Jackets' We put all of the documents and copies and stuff in there for each deal. If you were putting papers in one of these, which side would you put the top of the letter oriented forms on? Would you put them to the left? I would. And I would put THEM ALL THE SAME FUCKING WAY! ...AND FACING THE FRONT FOR FUCKS SAKE! GAH! __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

03-29-2011, 11:35 AM	#3373
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	which would be fine if they were ALL that way, glatt. Jesus, I swear he does it on purpose. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

03-24-2011, 01:33 PM	#3361
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Hey, you the one axin' about the Pale grant. That ain't the rill dill.

03-24-2011, 01:56 PM	#3363
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	omg that is hilarious.

03-28-2011, 08:07 AM	#3364
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Pete, that vid is famous now amongst my brother and his cronies. We were at my nieces Volleyball game yesterday and I was on the sidelines with both brothers and my sis-in-law's brother (uncle to A) and I said "well would you look at that" and both my brother and the other uncle chimed in and we were laughing our asses off. Today: whining cow orker. It sucks for all of us right now, bub, and half of us have been sick. Shut up and stop making me feel I need to tiptoe around you so as not to upset the delicate balance that is your genius and professionalism.

03-29-2011, 10:48 AM	#3368
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Really, plt? I love heights. Fun and scary...scary fun! How do you get beyond that when flying? Especially small planes? Do you just concentrate on the job at hand?

03-29-2011, 11:26 AM	#3370
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	SRSLY. I have way too many paperwork hangups at work. It seems logical to me, the method to my madness. In HS the lady who ran the farm market was very upset if we didn't have all our bills facing the same direction when we turned in our drawers. I still cannot pay for anything without rearranging the bills. Weird, I'm so OCD about some things, completely lacksadaisical about others.

03-29-2011, 11:34 AM	#3372
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I'd put the docs with the tops to the left, but only because I'm right handed. A lefty would probably put them the other way.

03-29-2011, 11:40 AM	#3374
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Another thing I would do (I did this when I did 'verifications' at my old job, it really didn't take any longer and the auditors appreciated the organization) would be to put the paperwork in a certain order. I'd pull it all out of the envelope and reorganize it...some would have different paperwork but there is still a general order. I also remove all the old staples when I staple a new sheet onto a stack of previously multiple-stapled papers. And the staples HAVE to be at an angle to the corner. Any fool knows that when you're looking at stapled papers that diagonal staples make the paper lay the right way when you're flipping through. Otherwise the paper tears. Attached Images Last edited by infinite monkey; 03-29-2011 at 11:47 AM.

03-29-2011, 11:44 AM	#3375
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	ohjesus. don't get me started on staples. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

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