What contraception do you use? - Page 4

theotherguy · 07-14-2007, 12:38 PM

LJ - here is the run down for you - I am sitting here on the couch the day after with very little discomfort. I was sure to follow the doc's recommendations yesterday and didn't move off of the couch much. Ice on for 10 min. Then, off for 20 min for about 12 hours. I should be able to do just about anything I want tomorrow. No sex until Tuesday and I am not supposed to exercise for 7 days.

The procedure itself was rather uneventful. There was some discomfort during - more pressure than pain. But, other than that, it was very simple and painless.

However, I was in so much pain on Thursday night that I wasn't sure I could go on with it. What's that you say? Wasn't that the night before the procedure? Yes.

Word of warning to any going in for the V. DO NOT USE NAIR ON YOUR BALL SACK! It hurt like hell. It burned me to the point that I couldn't even have sex the night before the procedure. My sack was fireball red and hurting to the point that I could not walk. How crazy! My wife thought she would help me out and put some sunburn ease stuff on it. She sprayed it on, I yelled, and about came out of my skin. I was in so much freaking pain, but all I could do was laugh. All because I didn't want to nick my sack with a razor.

If anyone is thinking about getting a vasectomy, but hesitant. Just do it. I agree with Glatt now. It really is no big deal.

07-14-2007, 04:36 PM

Ugly, & when that fails, nerd.

glatt · 07-14-2007, 10:21 PM

Well, I'm glad it turned out OK.

Nair, huh? I didn't have to shave, the doctor did that for me, and only partially. The procedure's wasn't a big deal, and nothing compared to what moms go through with childbirth. It's kind of silly of me to even compare the two. It's like a hangnail compared to a, um, I dunno, a very painful thing.

Clodfobble · 07-14-2007, 10:34 PM

And for the record, if it's a C-section the women get shaved too. Cheapass Bic disposable razor too... grumble grumble

DucksNuts · 07-14-2007, 11:02 PM

Clod - Brazilian!!!!

yesman065 · 07-15-2007, 12:00 AM

All three of my kids were born on three different methods of birth control - The Pill, condoms and a diaphragm. After our third child I got snipped and she got tied (C-section anyway). No more probs since then. I don't remember the surgery being that big a deal, but I do remember a really large older nurse with a 5 cent Bic razor and an evil grin.

Iggy · 07-19-2007, 01:58 AM

We use Birth control pills. I don't really like them, but I loathe condoms. They are ok once in a while, but not on a regular basis... they just make me feel really sore afterwards. I want to get something like the Mirena, but since I haven't had any children I didn't think I could.

How were you able to get yours, Pie? Did you insurance cover it? I think I might be willing to undergo lots of pain just so I don't have to take the damn pill anymore. Once we decide on the children issue then he will get the V, and I will get my tubes tied just to be safe.

Pie · 07-19-2007, 09:30 AM

Yep, insurance covered it. I was out a total of $60 (2 doctor's visits at $30 per). It's good for 5 years. I've never had children, and that wasn't an issue.
See here for my whole story.

Baila · 04-21-2008, 01:39 PM

I was on the pill for a year and hated the irritability and all the horrible side effects, so now I have gotten a cervical cap-the femcap- and use that will spermicide and also my boyfriend doesn't ejaculate inside me, so I think we are taking more than enough precautions to not get pregnant but he is still so paranoid about it, he still doesn't think that that is enough-the femcap, spermicide and withdrawal! I don't think that is being irrational but rather responsible, but I can't seem to convince him otherwise...

Dingleschmutz · 04-21-2008, 02:05 PM

I've found that anal sex works quite well. If you get her pregnant that way, it's probably a good sign that you're going at it too hard.

Sheldonrs · 04-21-2008, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dingleschmutz

I've found that anal sex works quite well. If you get her pregnant that way, it's probably a good sign that you're going at it too hard.

True. And just to make sure no pregnancy occurs, I only fuck guys.

TheMercenary · 04-21-2008, 07:00 PM

We use the Hysterectomy. Works wonders.

binky · 04-21-2008, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

did it hurt?

is yer mangravy thinner now?

did your health insurance pay for it?

did it hurt?

According to Mr Binky, not that much pain, insurance paid, mangravy is fine, and great worry free sex afterward

SteveDallas · 04-21-2008, 08:14 PM

Mrs. Dallas had her tubes tied after kid #2.

Buffalo Bill · 04-21-2008, 08:19 PM

Anal,oral, headache!

07-14-2007, 12:38 PM	#46
theotherguy no not that other guy, the other one Join Date: May 2007 Location: TN Posts: 640	LJ - here is the run down for you - I am sitting here on the couch the day after with very little discomfort. I was sure to follow the doc's recommendations yesterday and didn't move off of the couch much. Ice on for 10 min. Then, off for 20 min for about 12 hours. I should be able to do just about anything I want tomorrow. No sex until Tuesday and I am not supposed to exercise for 7 days. The procedure itself was rather uneventful. There was some discomfort during - more pressure than pain. But, other than that, it was very simple and painless. However, I was in so much pain on Thursday night that I wasn't sure I could go on with it. What's that you say? Wasn't that the night before the procedure? Yes. Word of warning to any going in for the V. DO NOT USE NAIR ON YOUR BALL SACK! It hurt like hell. It burned me to the point that I couldn't even have sex the night before the procedure. My sack was fireball red and hurting to the point that I could not walk. How crazy! My wife thought she would help me out and put some sunburn ease stuff on it. She sprayed it on, I yelled, and about came out of my skin. I was in so much freaking pain, but all I could do was laugh. All because I didn't want to nick my sack with a razor. If anyone is thinking about getting a vasectomy, but hesitant. Just do it. I agree with Glatt now. It really is no big deal. __________________ I should be working.

07-19-2007, 01:58 AM	#52
Iggy Back and ready to tart up the place Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 850	We use Birth control pills. I don't really like them, but I loathe condoms. They are ok once in a while, but not on a regular basis... they just make me feel really sore afterwards. I want to get something like the Mirena, but since I haven't had any children I didn't think I could. How were you able to get yours, Pie? Did you insurance cover it? I think I might be willing to undergo lots of pain just so I don't have to take the damn pill anymore. Once we decide on the children issue then he will get the V, and I will get my tubes tied just to be safe. __________________ Chock-full of naughty goodness.

07-19-2007, 09:30 AM	#53
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Yep, insurance covered it. I was out a total of $60 (2 doctor's visits at $30 per). It's good for 5 years. I've never had children, and that wasn't an issue. See here for my whole story. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

04-21-2008, 01:39 PM	#54
Baila Kinda New Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1	cervical cap I was on the pill for a year and hated the irritability and all the horrible side effects, so now I have gotten a cervical cap-the femcap- and use that will spermicide and also my boyfriend doesn't ejaculate inside me, so I think we are taking more than enough precautions to not get pregnant but he is still so paranoid about it, he still doesn't think that that is enough-the femcap, spermicide and withdrawal! I don't think that is being irrational but rather responsible, but I can't seem to convince him otherwise...

04-21-2008, 07:00 PM	#57
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	We use the Hysterectomy. Works wonders. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

07-14-2007, 04:36 PM	#47
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Ugly, & when that fails, nerd.

07-14-2007, 10:21 PM	#48
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Well, I'm glad it turned out OK. Nair, huh? I didn't have to shave, the doctor did that for me, and only partially. The procedure's wasn't a big deal, and nothing compared to what moms go through with childbirth. It's kind of silly of me to even compare the two. It's like a hangnail compared to a, um, I dunno, a very painful thing.

07-14-2007, 10:34 PM	#49
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	And for the record, if it's a C-section the women get shaved too. Cheapass Bic disposable razor too... grumble grumble

07-14-2007, 11:02 PM	#50
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Clod - Brazilian!!!!

07-15-2007, 12:00 AM	#51
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	All three of my kids were born on three different methods of birth control - The Pill, condoms and a diaphragm. After our third child I got snipped and she got tied (C-section anyway). No more probs since then. I don't remember the surgery being that big a deal, but I do remember a really large older nurse with a 5 cent Bic razor and an evil grin.

04-21-2008, 02:05 PM	#55
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	I've found that anal sex works quite well. If you get her pregnant that way, it's probably a good sign that you're going at it too hard.

04-21-2008, 08:14 PM	#59
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Mrs. Dallas had her tubes tied after kid #2.

04-21-2008, 08:19 PM	#60
Buffalo Bill Resident President Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Kanesatake, Québec, Canada Posts: 86	Anal,oral, headache!

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