The Cellar  

Go Back   The Cellar > Main > Nothingland

Nothingland Something about nothing - game threads, diversions, time-wasters

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-03-2012, 04:57 PM   #8506
Clodfobble
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
Awesome.
Clodfobble is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-03-2012, 05:27 PM   #8507
glatt
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
Posts: 27,717
Modern medicine is a good thing.
glatt is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-03-2012, 08:17 PM   #8508
Griff
still says videotape
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
Quote:
Originally Posted by limey View Post
Mr Limey is home from hospital
Hurray!
(Now I need to figure out how I missed that.)
__________________
If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you.
- Louis D. Brandeis
Griff is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-03-2012, 09:17 PM   #8509
footfootfoot
To shreds, you say?
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
Just tuned into this thread since I've not been all that happy lately and fuck all of youse who is.

Then I find out Scotland is giving out free kindles. Not that I really wanted one, but still, I can't believe I missed out on that.

Then I find out that contrary to popular opinion, modern medicine is a good thing. I'm going to bed now.

I am happy that it's hunting season and I may be able to go out and hunt. I drew 2, count them, 2 doe permits this year, in addition to my regular buck, antlerless, and either sex deer. Doe permits are on a lottery basis.
__________________
The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs
footfootfoot is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-03-2012, 10:46 PM   #8510
orthodoc
Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 3,774
Quote:
Originally Posted by footfootfoot View Post

Then I find out that contrary to popular opinion, modern medicine is a good thing. I'm going to bed
I miss out on all sorts of things, all the time. And maybe modern medicine is good (it saved my life in '86) and maybe sometimes not so much (as I ponder the wreck of my post-surgical experience in the past month).

But. Good, amazing things can still happen. So if you drew two doe permits in the lottery, happy hunting. A good, even amazing, day may still be in store for you.
__________________
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi
orthodoc is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2012, 05:46 PM   #8511
monster
I hear them call the tide
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
Don't kill Bambi's mama!
__________________
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
monster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2012, 06:33 PM   #8512
ZenGum
Doctor Wtf
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
Posts: 12,861
His aunt is a bitch, though, get her!
__________________
Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008.
Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.
ZenGum is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2012, 08:13 PM   #8513
monster
I hear them call the tide
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
Yes.....and every season is ant season

D'oh!
__________________
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
monster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2012, 08:46 PM   #8514
infinite monkey
Person who doesn't update the user title
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 13,002
Deer Abby,

I have a friend, a deer friend, who is about to be shot and made into jerky. The problem is that it's my other friend who is going to shoot. He wants to mount the head.

Should I be concerned? Should I warn my deer friend?

Sincerely,

Blocka Sault
infinite monkey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2012, 09:40 PM   #8515
monster
I hear them call the tide
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
Deer Blocka,

you want to prevent a head-mounting?

cock-blocka!

You're just bucking responsibility for your horniness.
__________________
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
monster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-04-2012, 10:02 PM   #8516
Undertoad
Radical Centrist
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
Posts: 31,423
Undertoad is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-05-2012, 04:12 PM   #8517
Griff
still says videotape
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
So Pete (the Billy Goat) got horny and busted out last night. When I went outside to feed and milk this morning Benny (the baby border collie) was holding him in the yard by running around him barking if he moved. I walked over opened the shed door and in ran Pete. Smart little dog that.
__________________
If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you.
- Louis D. Brandeis
Griff is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-05-2012, 07:09 PM   #8518
monster
I hear them call the tide
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
It's Friday. And the weekend appears to be fairly quiet on the schedule front.....


shhhhh, don't tell fate/karma.....
__________________
The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart
monster is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-05-2012, 08:45 PM   #8519
footfootfoot
To shreds, you say?
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
Wait, you named a Billy Goat after your wife?

WTF is going on in Grifftopia?
__________________
The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs
footfootfoot is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-05-2012, 09:21 PM   #8520
Griff
still says videotape
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
I guess Pete (the goat) needs an internet handle. He's named for the Family Guy. Pete the woman was a Peterson.
__________________
If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you.
- Louis D. Brandeis
Griff is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1744 (0 members and 1744 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:35 AM.


Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.