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View Poll Results: Should this 4 year old
Be a Crip 0 0%
Be a Westside Baller 1 9.09%
Be a Boy Scout 10 90.91%
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Old 04-13-2008, 02:28 PM   #1
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What Future for the Four Year Old?

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COMMERCE CITY, Colo. -- A couple fighting about which gang their 4-year-old toddler should join caused a public disturbance that resulted in the father's arrest, Commerce City police said Thursday.
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His girlfriend told police that they had been arguing about the upbringing of their son and which gang he should belong to. The teen mother, who is black, is a member of the Crips. Manzanares is Hispanic and belongs to the Westside Ballers gang, the woman said.
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Old 04-13-2008, 02:31 PM   #2
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Old 04-13-2008, 02:33 PM   #3
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wtf is wrong with this woman?

Westside Ballers--no contest.
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Old 04-13-2008, 03:31 PM   #4
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I bet he'll join some other gang when he grows up
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Old 04-13-2008, 03:33 PM   #5
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Or become a lawyer/politician.
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Old 04-13-2008, 04:30 PM   #6
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star crossed lovers, apparently
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Old 04-13-2008, 04:35 PM   #7
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Or become a lawyer/politician.
Like the Bar Association, the Republican Party, and the Democratic Party aren't gangs??
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Old 04-14-2008, 07:44 AM   #8
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Sounds like a (contemporary) sequel to Romeo and Juliet...
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Old 04-14-2008, 07:44 AM   #9
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(well, except that they died at they end...)
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Old 04-14-2008, 08:43 AM   #10
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Old 04-14-2008, 08:47 AM   #11
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The kid will want to rebel against his parents, so he'll probably become deacon of his church and work at a bank.
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Old 04-14-2008, 09:22 AM   #12
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The kid will want to rebel against his parents, so he'll probably become deacon of his church and work at a bank.
Probably!
Somebody said, people spend their lives trying to be exactly like their parents... or the exact opposite of their parents.
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Old 04-14-2008, 10:01 AM   #13
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He should probably join Delta Zeta.
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Old 04-23-2008, 11:38 AM   #14
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Sounds like a (contemporary) sequel to Romeo and Juliet...
West Side Story...
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Old 04-23-2008, 12:08 PM   #15
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(well, except that they died at they end...)
A blaxican member of the Crips or West Side Ballers? What makes you think that this kid is going to live any longer than Romeo and Juliet did? Just switch the poison pills at the end of R&J with some crack rocks.
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