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Old 11-21-2003, 07:48 AM   #16
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Hes already out. I can't believe they said 3 million for him to get out. I knew as well as everyone else that he could pay that.
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Old 11-21-2003, 08:00 AM   #17
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http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/148...headlines=true

That explains the sickness of it all.
I would tend to thinh\k that getting news from MTV defines "the sickness of it all"
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Old 11-21-2003, 08:46 AM   #18
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Re: Michael jackson

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Why are the authorities not arresting the parent's of these kids this is not a flippant suggestion..What the Fuck were they doing letting their kids get anywhere near him.
There must be some law about endangering your kids..Man they want to ban smoking in cars if kids are in the car with but its ok to go on a sleepover with a suspected child molester.Shit this world is totally fugazi....
I saw on CNN that the parents were basically accusing MJ of kidnapping the whole family. And of course, MJ says that they were guests that would not leave.
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Old 11-21-2003, 02:15 PM   #19
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I'm a bit surprised he surrendered, but on the other hand, with a face like that, even his money's going to make it hard to hide.
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Old 11-21-2003, 03:09 PM   #20
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I know a guy from Hollywood who told me some inside info on Jacko less than a month ago. None of it should be too surprising though...

1. Michael Jackson was molested by a Motown Executive as a child.

2. In his adult life he has molested somewhere around 400 boys and has been paying off the families. Emotionally, he himself is still 12 years old. Not in a fun, Peter Pan sort of way, but in a really really sad way.

Like Wolf, I think he will probably kill himself.
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Old 11-21-2003, 06:28 PM   #21
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The guy does bring this on himself, having slumber party's with kids isnt right, he has had a lot of plastic surgery, he did used to be black BUT does that make him a PEADO?! no. It does not

Facts about the current charge:

There currently is no evidence now, or ever that he has touched a minor

The father of the "victim" has dennounced his wife as unfit, and also comments on M.Jackson as being a good person.

M.Jackson has secruity in his rooms, including his bedroom, if m.jackson is guilty then so must other people.

I'm not saying that he is NOT innocent, but I pray ethier way for all parties, this is NOT a pretty sight, and IF the child was abused, this media circus will scar him even further.

400 kids, and no evidence? If true I hope the american justice system is better than that for your own kids sake!
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Old 11-21-2003, 06:58 PM   #22
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What's brown and in a diaper?



Michael Jackson's hand.
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Old 11-21-2003, 10:24 PM   #23
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What's brown and in a diaper?



Michael Jackson's hand.
are you sure you didn't mean what's a gross sort of mealy white?
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Old 11-22-2003, 07:02 AM   #24
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I'm a bit surprised he surrendered, but on the other hand, with a face like that, even his money's going to make it hard to hide.
Hey, everybody's got something to hide, 'cept for Mike and his monkey.

Oh. You said "money". My mistake.
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Old 11-22-2003, 07:05 AM   #25
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I know a guy from Hollywood who told me some inside info on Jacko less than a month ago. None of it should be too surprising though...

Like Wolf, I think he will probably kill himself.
I knew a guy from Hollywood once. He said that aliens from Antares were coming soon to take away a certain select group of people from our dying planet to start a new civilization somewhere in the Rigelian star system.

I also opined to the wife that MJ would snuff himself before going to prison.
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Old 11-23-2003, 12:05 AM   #26
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Rat fuck. Kobe now Jackson. It won't be safe to turn on the TV for a year.
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Old 11-23-2003, 02:27 PM   #27
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I don't give a damn about the Kobe trial, but I wouldn't mind it if MJ makes the Court TV power rotation. Although I do wish that Court TV ran rebroadcasts of the major trials overnight rather than infomercials starting at 2am. You have NO idea how frustrating it is to actually want to watch something, and settle in for a nice night of, say, History Channel, and have the next exciting program be everything you ever wanted to know about the BowFlex.
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Old 11-24-2003, 09:25 AM   #28
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I think Leonard Pitts summarized it nicely in the Miami Herald:

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.... He is a 45-year-old man wearing eyeliner and lipstick on a surgically altered face that could give Charles Manson nightmares. He is 10 years removed from a child molestation scandal. His home is a monument to arrested development.

So, how asleep at the switch, how besotted by fame, how flat-out stupid do you have to be to allow him access to your child? When he comes calling with his Mary Poppins umbrella, his parchment skin and his Disney nose to ask if Billy can come out and play, what excuse could you have for not turning on the sprinklers, grabbing a pitchfork and calling 911?
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Old 11-24-2003, 11:38 AM   #29
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We all know about the plastic surgeries, but it's still kinda jarring to see the pictures, with witty commentary.
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Old 11-24-2003, 01:48 PM   #30
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      Damn Wolf, good link. Biz-freakin'-are.
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