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Old 12-23-2008, 04:16 PM   #1711
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Thanks! But, I printed out about 300 pages from that link. It was on my lunch hour, so I only stole toner and paper from my employer, not time. This way, the sheets are loose, so you don't have to go to the bother of tearing them out.
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Old 12-28-2008, 08:44 AM   #1712
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Need a bit of humor? well I know you've heard this about cats before but it is still funny and if you don't think so there are more links at the bottom of the page to answer other age ole questions.

http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php
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Old 12-28-2008, 01:56 PM   #1713
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Auditorium

Go play. Now.
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Old 12-28-2008, 07:42 PM   #1714
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That is *cool* as hell.
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Old 12-28-2008, 09:30 PM   #1715
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The U.S. Constitution Test

http://www.dailyrepublican.com/constitution-test.html
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Old 12-28-2008, 09:34 PM   #1716
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I think this must have been a lecture and someone animated it.http://www.neticons.net/prickles/
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Old 12-28-2008, 09:38 PM   #1717
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That's nice except it was written when Clinton was President.

And I bet radar loves this part:
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* 9. The people have rights other than those mentioned in the Constitution.
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Old 12-28-2008, 09:39 PM   #1718
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Wow, the auditorium was amazing. It took me a few minutes to figure out the rules. It was worth it. A very subtle harmonic puzzle.
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Old 12-28-2008, 09:54 PM   #1719
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The U.S. Constitution Test
Wow. An intelligent person could answer half those questions without even knowing the answers:

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21. What do we call a change to the Constitution?
22. How many changes or amendments are there to the Constitution?
23. How many branches are there in our government?
24. What are the three branches of our government?
25. What is the legislative branch of our government?
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35. What is the Executive branch of our government?
36. What is the Judiciary branch of our government?
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Old 12-28-2008, 11:38 PM   #1720
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Old 12-31-2008, 11:47 AM   #1721
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@clod. I have no idea how many changes or amendments there are to the constitution.



This has nothing to do with government
http://wallout.com/lsd_vs_alcohol_vs_tree
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Old 12-31-2008, 02:55 PM   #1722
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Informercial Product Ratings

http://www.infomercialratings.com/

Ever look at that stuff on TV and wonder if it works as advertised, or even close? This site reviews infomercial products, including 'financial plans'.
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Old 12-31-2008, 03:11 PM   #1723
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@clod. I have no idea how many changes or amendments there are to the constitution.
Sure, but look at that question paired with the one before it. The first one asks "what do we call a change" and the second one says "How many changes or amendments..." The second one answers the first. Maybe later in the test they say, "Which of the 27 amendments to the Constitution prohibited alcohol?" and then they'll ask, "After the 18th Amendment outlawed alcohol, which amendment repealed it?"
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Old 12-31-2008, 03:16 PM   #1724
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Hadn't thought of it that way.
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Old 01-02-2009, 05:22 AM   #1725
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how many branches of gov't?
of the three branches what are they called?
what does x branch do
what does y branch do
What color was Geo. Washington's white horse?
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