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Old 02-22-2012, 01:05 AM   #1
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You may now eat the bride.
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Old 02-22-2012, 05:09 PM   #2
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Like, so long as it is a male human and a female burger, okay? We must defend the sanctity of marriage!
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Old 02-23-2012, 12:31 PM   #3
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Like, so long as it is a male human and a female burger, okay? We must defend the sanctity of marriage!
Or vise versa?
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Old 02-23-2012, 03:21 PM   #4
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Or vise versa?
Hot dogs are male; burgers are female.
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Old 02-25-2012, 04:11 PM   #5
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Like, so long as it is a male human and a female burger, okay? We must defend the sanctity of marriage!
Around here the only girl burgers are made from cows that don't produce milk or won't breed.
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Old 02-25-2012, 05:52 PM   #6
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Around here the only girl burgers are made from cows that don't produce milk or won't breed.
Damn lesbians.

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Say, Alpha, how have things been? Did you have any troubles with the floods over the last year or so?
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Old 02-27-2012, 08:53 AM   #7
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i never got too smashed by the flooding, maybe a few wet socks is all.. but then i mostly hide from weather of all types. how about you?

just to be safe

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Old 02-22-2012, 05:14 PM   #8
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What about two sausage mcmuffins?
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Old 02-22-2012, 05:17 PM   #9
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Bacon Woses
Bacon Woses
Oh how sweet those woses seem to me
But they'we
Only imitation
Like your imitation love for me.


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Old 02-23-2012, 09:24 AM   #10
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holy shit, i think i might come back now
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Old 02-23-2012, 02:35 PM   #11
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holy shit, i think i might come back now
been a while... where is your bacon picture, and we'll talk about your return...

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Old 02-23-2012, 04:19 PM   #12
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Alpha! Maaaaate!
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Old 02-23-2012, 04:29 PM   #13
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Old 02-24-2012, 02:50 PM   #14
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Old 02-25-2012, 08:49 AM   #15
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can it be time for bacon time?











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