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Old 10-01-2004, 04:16 PM   #61
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Hey Nothing But Net!
Serious competition
From Ike is my Cat!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
—James Barrie


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Old 10-01-2004, 04:23 PM   #62
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Brianna likes me.
Should I tell her I'm married
or lead her on more.
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Old 10-01-2004, 04:28 PM   #63
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Oops. Now she must know.
I forgot that she reads this--
There go my chances.
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Old 10-01-2004, 04:41 PM   #64
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Ike, ever hear of
a thing called agape love?
Though I prefer sex.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
—James Barrie


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Old 10-01-2004, 04:48 PM   #65
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Yup, I've heard of it.
Yeah. Like, my mouth was agape
seeing you nekkid.
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Old 10-01-2004, 04:49 PM   #66
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There I go again...
Start typing before thinking;
only smut comes out.
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Old 10-01-2004, 04:53 PM   #67
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Same disease as you-
Smut smut smut smut smut smut smut,
Smut smut smut smut, filth.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
—James Barrie


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Old 10-04-2004, 03:33 PM   #68
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Won golf tournament:
4 strokes ahead of the next.
Who wants to touch me.
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Old 10-05-2004, 09:56 AM   #69
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Golf, flirtation and
shorthand eroticism.
It's just not sexy.
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Old 10-07-2004, 02:06 PM   #70
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I like Halloween
It is the Very Best One.
No holiday guilt.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
—James Barrie


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Old 10-07-2004, 02:12 PM   #71
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Drug-laced candy corn--
trick or treat, sonofabitch;
Won't come back next year.
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Old 10-07-2004, 02:20 PM   #72
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Drugs in Candy is
An Urban Legend, kneejerk.
Eat some candy, man.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
—James Barrie


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Old 10-11-2004, 02:25 AM   #73
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My great sports weekend,
Didn't turn out like I'd planned...
It's all gone to shit
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Old 10-11-2004, 02:32 AM   #74
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Enchilada plate,
You know the consequences,
Get out of my house!
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Old 10-11-2004, 06:59 AM   #75
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Eagles didn't win...
Because it's their bye week!
Destiny awaits.
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