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Old 04-28-2011, 01:22 AM   #1
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Time Wasters

I have a 16 hour shift at the private ambulance EMS tomorrow, but no partner scheduled on my truck the whole time. Give me boredom reduction ideas here. I'll be stuck at the station all day
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Old 04-28-2011, 01:27 AM   #2
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Hmm...I'm guessing no internet or else you would not be asking us...

Do you draw, like to read, have a smartphone? Is there anyone who works there you want to play an elaborate prank on? You could spend your free time setting that up....
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Old 04-28-2011, 02:07 AM   #3
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An ambulance full of meds and you fear boredom? Painkillers, uppers, downers, screamers, benders... Hell, play flatliners with the defibrilator. Use a torniquet for AEA.

Oh, wait. On duty.

Book?

ETA: "This is a fully functional babe lair" is good for more ideas, too!
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Old 04-28-2011, 02:28 AM   #4
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Wank your dirty bird? I guess you'd get a little chaffed after 16hours tho...
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Old 05-02-2011, 06:33 PM   #5
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Well, I'm a little late, but for next time:

http://www.freegames.ws/games/boardg...reemahjong.htm
http://www.goodsol.com/online/klondike.html
http://www.addictinggames.com/
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Old 05-02-2011, 07:55 PM   #6
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I think you could spend the time composing a haiku about what a bunch of unhelpful tossers cellarites are.
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Old 05-02-2011, 08:04 PM   #7
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Boredom sinks in fast
Cellar dwellars are useless
Must find some new friends
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Old 05-02-2011, 08:20 PM   #8
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Wash the bus. Count the medbox, make the stretcher, smoke, go for lunch. That's pretty much what my guys do.

If there's only you, what do you do if you get a run?
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Old 05-02-2011, 11:13 PM   #9
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I made video
I hate that you don't watch it
you are very rude.
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Old 05-03-2011, 01:21 AM   #10
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Wank your dirty bird? I guess you'd get a little chaffed after 16hours tho...
amateur!
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Old 05-03-2011, 03:25 AM   #11
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You have a lot of options:

- twiddling your thumbs
- muscling your right arm (or are you a left handed guy)
- make prank phone calls to get your truck out
- pondering Heisenberg uncertainty principle if you're more intellectualy inclined
- ....
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Old 05-03-2011, 04:11 AM   #12
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minecraft http://www.minecraft.net/
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Old 05-03-2011, 07:34 AM   #13
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minecraft makes me have motion sickness.
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Old 05-03-2011, 08:19 PM   #14
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Have you ever checked out www.cellar.org ?
You could waste a month of Sundays there. Seriously, bro.
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