Sweet baby Jesus I'm confused - Page 3

Flint · 12-02-2008, 10:50 AM

Plus, chicks that dig chicks are so hot.
And you can check out chicks together.

lookout123 · 12-02-2008, 10:52 AM

and if you do it right it doubles up the number of chicks you get. women are much more efficient at picking up new women than you'll ever be.

Flint · 12-02-2008, 10:55 AM

And for God's sake, take her to a strip club ASAP.

LabRat · 12-02-2008, 11:17 AM

No, for God's sake, don't forget your camera!!

Don't forget your priorities man.

Bullitt · 12-02-2008, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

you're going to have to hook up with her bullitt. It's a no lose for you.
1) you hook up and find you're perfect for each other and laugh about it when you're old and gray.
2) you hook up and she decides she really is a lesbian. You get to tell everyone that since she'd already had the best the male gender had to offer, she decided to go out on top.
3) You hook up and she decides she's straight but you don't stay together. You get to tell everyone you made her fall in love with cock.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

And for God's sake, take her to a strip club ASAP.

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Originally Posted by Flint

Plus, chicks that dig chicks are so hot.
And you can check out chicks together.

An entire world of possibilities is opening before my eyes.. to go where no man (apparently) has gone before.. it's my very own Apollo Program.

lookout123 · 12-02-2008, 11:35 AM

now if only you can find a stripper named Houston to link up with you, you're all set.

Pooka · 12-09-2008, 01:32 PM

I think lots of women flip flop on gender preferance. Especially young ones. I've been there... I claimed the lesbo card and swore off men at one point out of anger and disgust... it was a long time ago and obviously I like men still, but the truth is I like the individual... gender is of little importance.

Though, I'll admit I love checking out chicks with Flint... and even more I love the tool that gets the job done at the end of the day ;-) ohh yeah!!!

barefoot serpent · 12-09-2008, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Not the kind of maintenance where you have to do extensive vacuuming.

Would that be on the bare floor or shag setting?

bella-lunagirl · 01-07-2009, 07:03 PM

I would talk to her about it. then again, it IS college.. You could always expirement

DanaC · 01-08-2009, 04:46 AM

Firstly, i agree with most everything that's been said (except for some of the more lurid suggestions) It's also possible she could feel she can safely flirt having first made it clear she's off-limits.
Though...it's a long time since I was college age. I dunno.

Sundae · 01-08-2009, 06:31 AM

Bullitt, you seem to have a healthy respect for women. I applaud you.

It's entirely possible she had a bad experience in her teens and decided all men were bastards. Then she realises women are soft and pretty and probably tasty, so assumes she must be lesbian. She may even have had a snog and a grope. But probably not a proper relationship. Just guessing.

It sounds as if she really enjoys your company, and might be putting up lesbian intentions as a shield so as not to get hurt again. Proof (conjecture actually) that she is not taking lesbianism seriously, because although women aren't dicks, they can be complete cunts after all.

Befriend her if you like her.
Offer her a bit of sausage if you fancy her.
Be prepared to stay friends if she rebuffs you.

BUT, if you don't want a relationship, make sure you rebuff any of her advances.
Get drunk, fumble about and then talk it all through if you are willing to deal with tears and confessions if you must.
Just don't get drunk and fumble about and then ignore her calls.

You don't want to be the one that proves the dick rule, mmm-kay?

OnyxCougar · 01-13-2009, 06:58 AM

So Bullitt, can we get an update?

classicman · 01-13-2009, 08:27 AM

Yeh, really - WTH?

Shawnee123 · 01-13-2009, 09:18 AM

I'm confused too. Sheldon keeps hitting on me.

(waves at Shel)

Bullitt · 01-13-2009, 12:58 PM

update:
welp, turns out she's uh.. kind of lesbian..? She was just looking for some dude to play around with and experiment the straight side of the road. I don't do the whole "fuck-buddy" thing, briefly tried it before awhile back and it got messy pretty quick. I nipped it in the bud and she's back to just wanting to be friends. Which is great because she sits next to me in my 2.5hr night class on Mondays and I don't need to get caught with her hand down my pants under the table during a discussion a la "Wedding Crashers". Just as well, if I'm not totally into somebody the clingy personality of theirs becomes annoying instead of fun or endearing.

12-02-2008, 10:50 AM	#31
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Plus, chicks that dig chicks are so hot. And you can check out chicks together. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

12-02-2008, 10:52 AM	#32
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	and if you do it right it doubles up the number of chicks you get. women are much more efficient at picking up new women than you'll ever be. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

12-02-2008, 10:55 AM	#33
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	And for God's sake, take her to a strip club ASAP. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

12-02-2008, 11:17 AM	#34
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	No, for God's sake, don't forget your camera!! Don't forget your priorities man. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

12-02-2008, 11:35 AM	#36
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	now if only you can find a stripper named Houston to link up with you, you're all set. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

12-09-2008, 01:32 PM	#37
Pooka Your Invisible Rabbit Friend Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Betwixt and Between Posts: 528	I think lots of women flip flop on gender preferance. Especially young ones. I've been there... I claimed the lesbo card and swore off men at one point out of anger and disgust... it was a long time ago and obviously I like men still, but the truth is I like the individual... gender is of little importance. Though, I'll admit I love checking out chicks with Flint... and even more I love the tool that gets the job done at the end of the day ;-) ohh yeah!!!

01-07-2009, 07:03 PM	#39
bella-lunagirl Kinda New Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2	I would talk to her about it. then again, it IS college.. You could always expirement

01-08-2009, 04:46 AM	#40
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Firstly, i agree with most everything that's been said (except for some of the more lurid suggestions) It's also possible she could feel she can safely flirt having first made it clear she's off-limits. Though...it's a long time since I was college age. I dunno.

01-08-2009, 06:31 AM	#41
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Bullitt, you seem to have a healthy respect for women. I applaud you. It's entirely possible she had a bad experience in her teens and decided all men were bastards. Then she realises women are soft and pretty and probably tasty, so assumes she must be lesbian. She may even have had a snog and a grope. But probably not a proper relationship. Just guessing. It sounds as if she really enjoys your company, and might be putting up lesbian intentions as a shield so as not to get hurt again. Proof (conjecture actually) that she is not taking lesbianism seriously, because although women aren't dicks, they can be complete cunts after all. Befriend her if you like her. Offer her a bit of sausage if you fancy her. Be prepared to stay friends if she rebuffs you. BUT, if you don't want a relationship, make sure you rebuff any of her advances. Get drunk, fumble about and then talk it all through if you are willing to deal with tears and confessions if you must. Just don't get drunk and fumble about and then ignore her calls. You don't want to be the one that proves the dick rule, mmm-kay?

01-13-2009, 06:58 AM	#42
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	So Bullitt, can we get an update? __________________ Impotentes defendere libertatem non possunt. "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

01-13-2009, 08:27 AM	#43
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Yeh, really - WTH? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-13-2009, 09:18 AM	#44
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I'm confused too. Sheldon keeps hitting on me. (waves at Shel) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-13-2009, 12:58 PM	#45
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	update: welp, turns out she's uh.. kind of lesbian..? She was just looking for some dude to play around with and experiment the straight side of the road. I don't do the whole "fuck-buddy" thing, briefly tried it before awhile back and it got messy pretty quick. I nipped it in the bud and she's back to just wanting to be friends. Which is great because she sits next to me in my 2.5hr night class on Mondays and I don't need to get caught with her hand down my pants under the table during a discussion a la "Wedding Crashers". Just as well, if I'm not totally into somebody the clingy personality of theirs becomes annoying instead of fun or endearing. __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

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