What does this mean?

HungLikeJesus · 05-18-2010, 12:05 AM

I'm staying in a hotel in Minnesota (it's a casino, but I don't think that really matters).

In the house rules it says: "Violation of the 'NO DRUG' policy must be adhered to."

What does that mean?

Violation of the 'NO DRUG' policy must be adhered to. Any ideas?

Crimson Ghost · 05-18-2010, 01:26 AM

Order some cocaine from Room Service and see what happens.
It certainly seems that you must adhere to violating the 'NO DRUG' policy.

And what is meant by 'drugs'?
Cocaine, heroin, and meth?
Or Advil, Tylenol, and Halls Cough Lozenges?

sexobon · 05-18-2010, 03:09 AM

The hotel-casino has a drug policy for legal and/or PC reasons. That policy probably requires that violations be reported to authorities. It wouldn't be PR [not PC] correct to tell people "Violation of the 'NO DRUG' policy must be reported." That would drive off potential customers in an industry that's hurting for occupants. Instead, they awkwardly word it "Violation of the 'NO DRUG' policy must be adhered to." meaning that violations must be reported in adherence to policy. Thus, the house rule becomes more of a curiosity than a threat. The approach works if your introductory post is any indicator.

glatt · 05-18-2010, 07:10 AM

It means that I hope some of the proceeds from the casino are going into the education system there.

squirell nutkin · 05-18-2010, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

(it's a casino, but I don't think that really matters).

I like how everyone just skipped over HLJ's parenthetical remark, ignoring, like all enablers do, the pink elephant in his post.

Hung, we want to help you, but first you have to admit you have a problem...

HungLikeJesus · 05-18-2010, 05:27 PM

OK, I have a problem.

I'm out of quarters.

Crimson Ghost · 05-19-2010, 12:19 AM

Check the fountains.

gvidas · 05-19-2010, 12:37 AM

I prefer to interpret it with a loose match of verbs to subjects: you must adhere to (committing) the act of violating the "no-drug policy."

Abstain from abstaining.

toranokaze · 05-19-2010, 06:10 PM

I think is is a poorly worded form of don't use drugs in our hotel.

O and there is no strategy for roulette it is wholly random and you have a poor change of winning don't play.

HungLikeJesus · 05-19-2010, 06:15 PM

Too late.

Hey, can I get a loan from the tip mug? I'll bring it right back, I promise.

toranokaze · 05-19-2010, 06:28 PM

I have heard that one before

Jaydaan · 05-19-2010, 06:55 PM

The hotel I work at also has a NO DRUG policy. Means if someone smokes pot in the hotel, they get kicked out, pay a $500 "cleaning fee" and are blacklisted from our hotel. In our case the policy is given to your at check in. If its broad enough, it will catch all violators, I guess.

HungLikeJesus · 05-19-2010, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost

Check the fountains.

Good idea! There was a quarter in the fountain in the men's room.

Shawnee123 · 05-19-2010, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Good idea! There was a quarter in the fountain in the men's room.

Did you find the mint I left for you in the urinal?

HungLikeJesus · 05-19-2010, 07:06 PM

There was a mint in the fountain with the quarter.

Me no like.

05-18-2010, 12:05 AM	#1
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	What does this mean? I'm staying in a hotel in Minnesota (it's a casino, but I don't think that really matters). In the house rules it says: "Violation of the 'NO DRUG' policy must be adhered to." What does that mean? Violation of the 'NO DRUG' policy must be adhered to. Any ideas? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-18-2010, 01:26 AM	#2
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Order some cocaine from Room Service and see what happens. It certainly seems that you must adhere to violating the 'NO DRUG' policy. And what is meant by 'drugs'? Cocaine, heroin, and meth? Or Advil, Tylenol, and Halls Cough Lozenges? __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

05-18-2010, 05:27 PM	#6
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	OK, I have a problem. I'm out of quarters. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-19-2010, 12:19 AM	#7
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Check the fountains. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

05-19-2010, 06:10 PM	#9
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	I think is is a poorly worded form of don't use drugs in our hotel. O and there is no strategy for roulette it is wholly random and you have a poor change of winning don't play. __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

05-18-2010, 03:09 AM	#3
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	The hotel-casino has a drug policy for legal and/or PC reasons. That policy probably requires that violations be reported to authorities. It wouldn't be PR [not PC] correct to tell people "Violation of the 'NO DRUG' policy must be reported." That would drive off potential customers in an industry that's hurting for occupants. Instead, they awkwardly word it "Violation of the 'NO DRUG' policy must be adhered to." meaning that violations must be reported in adherence to policy. Thus, the house rule becomes more of a curiosity than a threat. The approach works if your introductory post is any indicator.

05-18-2010, 07:10 AM	#4
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	It means that I hope some of the proceeds from the casino are going into the education system there.

05-19-2010, 12:37 AM	#8
gvidas Hoodoo Guru Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 286	I prefer to interpret it with a loose match of verbs to subjects: you must adhere to (committing) the act of violating the "no-drug policy." Abstain from abstaining.

05-19-2010, 06:15 PM	#10
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Too late. Hey, can I get a loan from the tip mug? I'll bring it right back, I promise. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-19-2010, 06:28 PM	#11
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	I have heard that one before __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

05-19-2010, 06:55 PM	#12
Jaydaan Knight of the Oval-Shaped Conference Table Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vernon, BC, Canada Posts: 378	The hotel I work at also has a NO DRUG policy. Means if someone smokes pot in the hotel, they get kicked out, pay a $500 "cleaning fee" and are blacklisted from our hotel. In our case the policy is given to your at check in. If its broad enough, it will catch all violators, I guess.

05-19-2010, 07:06 PM	#15
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	There was a mint in the fountain with the quarter. Me no like. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

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