Day 1- Dr Livingstoned's journal - Page 6

TheMercenary · 01-26-2009, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Enough already. Recipe time.

First, marinade your explorer in whiskey, then tenderize slowly Use a Flint/LJ combination for best results. Peel, wrap in bacon, spit-roast over a burning pillow. Bon appetit.

Must have bacon. Lots of bacon. Maybe we could use the bacon we brined from the back-strap of the last explorers?

capnhowdy · 01-26-2009, 04:50 PM

Come on in. And bring Sir Nigel with you.

Reckoner · 01-26-2009, 05:03 PM

Yes, yes.... Where is that bloody Nigel? He was supposed to be bringing the lamp oil and irst aid kit this time.

where are the fnords · 01-26-2009, 05:04 PM

was going to post this in the potd but was unable to
http://www.ohmibod.com/

GungaDin · 01-26-2009, 05:17 PM

Very Sorry for being late!

I seem to have lost the contents of three water bags so I had to stop and refill them all. It is good water, do not mind the color or the chunks of ... stuff.

GungaDin · 01-26-2009, 05:20 PM

I had to stop and refill these waterbags. There was a nice river in the jungle back there, you know. Do not worry about the color or the little chunks of things. I drink this water myself!

Shawnee123 · 01-26-2009, 06:22 PM

This is hilarious:

http://www.cellar.org/member.php?u=15274

JPB · 01-26-2009, 06:24 PM

Well ello there fellow explorers, it took me a while to catch up but here i am! has anybody collected any interesting tidbits of data yet? I am particularly interested in the sense of humour of the locals wot wot.

Shawnee123 · 01-26-2009, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sir john

not the first cannabis tribe we have visited , but i will send word back to the team to warn them, now where is that porter ( you don't suppose he has already been eaten do you?)

No wonder you're all eatin' each other!

Sir Ralph · 01-26-2009, 06:42 PM

Goodness me, a tribe of cannibals?

Most fascinating, wot wot! I daresay I might just partake of this strange cultural practice, just this once, in the name of science.

classicman · 01-26-2009, 07:28 PM

For those of you who need aid, there is a doctor in the house, albeit an eye doctor. For those in need, he's the best there is round here.

sir john · 01-26-2009, 10:40 PM

jolly good, sir ralph right glad to see you in camp...

Undertoad · 01-26-2009, 10:46 PM

Classic! These men show signs of the early stages of Beriberi, but they don't need a doctor. They just need a good hearty steak with plenty of iron and B-vitamins. I have ordered the chef to defrost some of our finest, and tonight's feast will include green leafy salads in vinagrette, as well as the mash of root vegetables.

Reckoner · 01-26-2009, 11:03 PM

Oh dear! There seems to be some strange supernatural goings on around here. It appears as if Sir Nigel fell into a mystical wormhole and arrived before he arrived. Very puzzling indeed!

Razzmatazz13 · 01-26-2009, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

i'd like the safari team to join us in chat please. the link is at the bottom right of this page. i have supplies and maps available for trade. It is so seldom that we get news from the outside world....

If you're watching your thread, you're requested to join us around the fire in chat

01-26-2009, 04:50 PM	#77
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Come on in. And bring Sir Nigel with you. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

01-26-2009, 05:04 PM	#79
where are the fnords Disorderly Orderly Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 52	day 1.5 was going to post this in the potd but was unable to http://www.ohmibod.com/

01-26-2009, 06:22 PM	#82
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	This is hilarious: http://www.cellar.org/member.php?u=15274 __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-26-2009, 07:28 PM	#86
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	For those of you who need aid, there is a doctor in the house, albeit an eye doctor. For those in need, he's the best there is round here. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-26-2009, 05:03 PM	#78
Reckoner Non-Newbie Sort Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 6	Yes, yes.... Where is that bloody Nigel? He was supposed to be bringing the lamp oil and irst aid kit this time.

01-26-2009, 05:17 PM	#80
GungaDin Neophyte-in-training Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 3	Very Sorry for being late! I seem to have lost the contents of three water bags so I had to stop and refill them all. It is good water, do not mind the color or the chunks of ... stuff.

01-26-2009, 05:20 PM	#81
GungaDin Neophyte-in-training Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 3	I had to stop and refill these waterbags. There was a nice river in the jungle back there, you know. Do not worry about the color or the little chunks of things. I drink this water myself!

01-26-2009, 06:24 PM	#83
JPB Resident-in-Training Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: wherever i hang my hammock Posts: 7	Well ello there fellow explorers, it took me a while to catch up but here i am! has anybody collected any interesting tidbits of data yet? I am particularly interested in the sense of humour of the locals wot wot.

01-26-2009, 06:42 PM	#85
Sir Ralph Person Who Has Posted Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2	Goodness me, a tribe of cannibals? Most fascinating, wot wot! I daresay I might just partake of this strange cultural practice, just this once, in the name of science.

01-26-2009, 10:40 PM	#87
sir john Regulator of Squalor Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: abandoned to the Internet wilderness Posts: 37	jolly good, sir ralph right glad to see you in camp...

01-26-2009, 10:46 PM	#88
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Classic! These men show signs of the early stages of Beriberi, but they don't need a doctor. They just need a good hearty steak with plenty of iron and B-vitamins. I have ordered the chef to defrost some of our finest, and tonight's feast will include green leafy salads in vinagrette, as well as the mash of root vegetables.

01-26-2009, 11:03 PM	#89
Reckoner Non-Newbie Sort Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 6	Oh dear! There seems to be some strange supernatural goings on around here. It appears as if Sir Nigel fell into a mystical wormhole and arrived before he arrived. Very puzzling indeed!

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