October 30, 2007: Cocaine guitar - Page 2

think-floyd · 10-30-2007, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

... designed custom guitars for KISS guitarist Ace Frehley, including axes that would light up, (apparently) catch on fire and belch smoke, or shoot rockets.

Which reminds me why i hate kiss...

If your guitar needs to fire rockets to entertain people, you're not playing it right.

Elspode · 10-31-2007, 12:37 AM

I dunno...Keith Emerson had a ribbon controller for his giant Moog that shot flames, plus, he could play the shit out of it to boot.

Scriveyn · 10-31-2007, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Diaphone Jim

... I think that the filling looks like cream cheese...

my first thought: another new species of deep sea fish
my second thought: no, wait - a big cheese

the cellar way of thinking is getting to me

rupip · 10-31-2007, 03:31 AM

what i wonder in first place is why they decided to build a BLACK guitar, for hiding WHITE powder.

if they would have decided in favour of the - much more beautiful - white stratocaster nobody would have seen a small leak.

amateurs!!

danman_d · 10-31-2007, 05:40 AM

What baffles me is the fact that they wanted to be discreet so badly that they built a coke-carrying guitar body, but still were OK with putting TEN THERMOSES full of cocaine in the luggage! Why not just put 12 thermoses of coke in the luggage, and skip the whole guitar business altogether?

...not rockstar enough?

Coign · 10-31-2007, 10:17 AM

I was crossing the border at Tijuana, Mexico coming back from an all -night bender. To cross the border you walk through this granite civil building as you go through customs.

This guy was carrying two ceramic black panthers under each arm. One slipped out and shattered on the ground. Bags of coke exploded like a white Hiroshima nuke.

I swear I only saw two customs agents but as soon as the coke bomb dropped like 20 guys mystically appeared and tackled that guy's ass and started beating him right there in the middle of the building.

Most awesome border crossing EVER!

ZenGum · 10-31-2007, 11:02 AM

I notice this thread has drawn a few infrequent posters out of the woodwork. Maybe we need a two-for-one special offer or something. I wonder what it was about this thread in particular?

Shawnee123 · 10-31-2007, 11:18 AM

Duh, the coke!

glatt · 10-31-2007, 11:20 AM

I never thought of Italians as being the type to do coke. I guess it's kind of obvious in hindsight, what with all the cappuccino they inhale.

Shawnee123 · 10-31-2007, 11:37 AM

Seen along the shore of the Gulf of Naples:

Shawnee123 · 10-31-2007, 11:40 AM

~snip

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

What strikes me is how much trouble they went to, to create this thing, only to have it fail because it leaked. The incompetence!

They must not have tested the O-rings at the lower temperatures.

ZenGum · 10-31-2007, 12:07 PM

Hotdang, Shawnee, you're posting some funny stuff today. I am glad you're about.

Shawnee123 · 10-31-2007, 12:07 PM

Why thankee!

ViennaWaits · 10-31-2007, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

My mate likes to pick out weird sweets like this, If I knew where to find them, I'd guitar one, the little strum-pet.

I'm not worthy.

Sundae · 10-31-2007, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Sure, but people don't realize the pressure inside the cabin is still a lot lower than on the ground. My cheap (poorly-sealed) toiletry bottles always come out all collapsed and sucked thin. And for god's sake don't ever fly with bad congestion in your ears.

Aye - when I went skiing I took some Pot Noodles with me (high carb low fat just-add-water meals in plastic cup containers with foil lids) just as backup. When I took them from my suitcase the thin foil lid on each of them was bulging. I only ate one in the end, but that opened with a discernible POP!

10-31-2007, 12:37 AM	#17
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I dunno...Keith Emerson had a ribbon controller for his giant Moog that shot flames, plus, he could play the shit out of it to boot. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-31-2007, 03:31 AM	#19
rupip Salzburger Nockerl Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Salzburg, Austria Posts: 37	why black? what i wonder in first place is why they decided to build a BLACK guitar, for hiding WHITE powder. if they would have decided in favour of the - much more beautiful - white stratocaster nobody would have seen a small leak. amateurs!! Attached Images

10-31-2007, 10:17 AM	#21
Coign Wanted Driver Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Vail, CO Posts: 279	I was crossing the border at Tijuana, Mexico coming back from an all -night bender. To cross the border you walk through this granite civil building as you go through customs. This guy was carrying two ceramic black panthers under each arm. One slipped out and shattered on the ground. Bags of coke exploded like a white Hiroshima nuke. I swear I only saw two customs agents but as soon as the coke bomb dropped like 20 guys mystically appeared and tackled that guy's ass and started beating him right there in the middle of the building. Most awesome border crossing EVER! __________________ Quoting yourself is the height of hubris. -Coign

10-31-2007, 11:02 AM	#22
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I notice this thread has drawn a few infrequent posters out of the woodwork. Maybe we need a two-for-one special offer or something. I wonder what it was about this thread in particular? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-31-2007, 11:37 AM	#25
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Seen along the shore of the Gulf of Naples: Attached Images

10-31-2007, 05:40 AM	#20
danman_d Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5	What baffles me is the fact that they wanted to be discreet so badly that they built a coke-carrying guitar body, but still were OK with putting TEN THERMOSES full of cocaine in the luggage! Why not just put 12 thermoses of coke in the luggage, and skip the whole guitar business altogether? ...not rockstar enough?

10-31-2007, 11:18 AM	#23
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Duh, the coke!

10-31-2007, 11:20 AM	#24
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I never thought of Italians as being the type to do coke. I guess it's kind of obvious in hindsight, what with all the cappuccino they inhale.

10-31-2007, 12:07 PM	#27
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Hotdang, Shawnee, you're posting some funny stuff today. I am glad you're about. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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