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Old 02-12-2011, 10:53 AM   #16
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I'm with you there 2.
A god that advises parents to stone their stubborn and rebellious children isn't for me either.

Link to the Stone Your Children verses in Deuteronomy via The Brick Testament - a Lego illustrated guide.
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Old 02-12-2011, 12:39 PM   #17
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what was the name of the last bible-passage-spewing trollbot? I'd forgotten them until now..... The last one spelled better, though.
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I don't think Klyde's a trollbot. I think this is just the stuff that plays on his mind.
I still wish I could remember the name of the last one, though. Maybe I'll have to look it up.
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Old 02-12-2011, 01:14 PM   #18
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A god that tells one of his followers -Abraham- to kill his son Isaac as sacrifice, and then tells Abraham 'haha, only kidding' at the last second is not the kind of god i want to follow.
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Oh God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son"
Abe says, "Man, you must be putting me on"
God say, "No". Abe say, "What?"
God say, "You can do what you want Abe, but
The next time you see me comin' you better run"
Well Abe says, "Where do you want this killing done?"
God says, "Out on Highway 61".
~Highway 61 Revisited (Bob Dylan)
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Old 02-13-2011, 06:20 PM   #19
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There is quite a lot more going on in that story than just that. But by all means, if the simplistic reading makes a better punching bag, have at!
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Old 02-13-2011, 06:26 PM   #20
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I learn something new every day. The Lion King was a Christian recruiting film.
Glad I never saw it now.
I thought it was about premature ejaculation. This completely undermines the foundation of my worldview.
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Old 02-14-2011, 03:59 PM   #21
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There is quite a lot more going on in that story than just that. But by all means, if the simplistic reading makes a better punching bag, have at!
Thank you for the reference to Kierkegaard's take on the matter. Unfortunately, Kierkegaard, just like the angel of compassion, flies far over the heads of most fundamentalist "theologians."
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Old 02-15-2011, 12:01 PM   #22
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Oh sure, in the light of a certain kind of faith, the giving up of all- including a son- in the face of god's demands, is a worthy act of ultimate submission and a proof of ultimate faith in god. And the act of Abraham committing to this ultimate personal sacrifice transforms him. And god is actually generous because he stops the sacrifice once Abraham has shown himself to really be willing to do it. It makes for a wonderful story with all sorts of deep symbolism.

But it still boils down to a god telling Abraham to kill his son as a sacrificial offering. This coming from a biblical world of a deity that just loves blood sacrifices of all kinds. If that is the ultimate god of reality, he has issues.
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Old 02-15-2011, 01:25 PM   #23
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I think all of the blood sacrifices are allusions to menstruation.

(I have no idea what we're talking about.)
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Old 02-15-2011, 01:29 PM   #24
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How is Abraham's willingness to sacrifice his son for his god different than a muslim suicide bomber's willingness to sacrifice himself for his?
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Old 02-15-2011, 02:10 PM   #25
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How is Abraham's willingness to sacrifice his son for his god different than a muslim suicide bomber's willingness to sacrifice himself for his?
God is the real terrorist. I understand now. Thank you for the illustration.
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Old 02-15-2011, 02:38 PM   #26
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God is the real terrorist. I understand now. Thank you for the illustration.
So you don't want to or can't answer the question?
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Old 02-15-2011, 02:58 PM   #27
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I have to smile and giggle. oh my silly ones. woowoowooo.



gee willickers, fellers.

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Old 02-15-2011, 03:01 PM   #28
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How is Abraham's willingness to sacrifice his son for his god different than a muslim suicide bomber's willingness to sacrifice himself for his?
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God is the real terrorist. I understand now. Thank you for the illustration.
The comparison is about Abraham and a suicide bomber, not god and allah.

Discuss.
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Old 02-15-2011, 08:00 PM   #29
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How is Abraham's willingness to sacrifice his son for his god different than a muslim suicide bomber's willingness to sacrifice himself for his?
easy. abraham was asked by God, well commanded really, to sacrifice his son. a suicide bomber is killing himself. there is a big difference. it's one thing to sacrifice yourself but to sacrifice your offspring is another. in abrahams; case he showed God that God came first. over everything and everyone.

just sayin.
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Old 02-15-2011, 10:14 PM   #30
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