Lumberjim...I need helmet source recommendations for guys with big heads - Page 4

Gravdigr · 09-26-2015, 02:02 PM

Is it just me, or, has this thread drifted?

DanaC · 09-26-2015, 03:23 PM

Less drifted, more adrift.

monster · 09-26-2015, 05:23 PM

Is this the awkward moment when lumberjim admits to photoshopping all of his pictures because he is actually looks like this:

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lumberjim · 09-26-2015, 06:14 PM

So, Pat. Did you get a Helmet?

xoxoxoBruce · 09-27-2015, 02:27 AM

Since my hats are all one-size-fits-most, adjustable trash, I did the tape measure and got 23" even. Then I remembered my official National Park Service Ranger Hat, from the genuine National Park Service Ranger Hat store, fitted by a genuine National Park Service Ranger Hat salesman, and that's 7 1/8. That doesn't jibe with the chart. Jim, what did you measure with the tape?

Sundae · 09-27-2015, 03:37 AM

Men.
You meet a woman who can pick up a magnum of champagne with her nunny. But you always suspect there's another one out there who can actually get the cork out.

DanaC · 09-27-2015, 04:34 AM

Hahahahahahahaha. Oh God, that's classic Sundae.

lumberjim · 09-27-2015, 07:52 AM

I measure 24 3/4 - 7/8... So I'm at the top edge of XXL. I did have to work the padding at the front of my half helmet a little with a a balpene hammer to get the fit just right.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-27-2015, 01:58 PM

That sure beats modifying your head, with a hammer or the road. you be smarter than the average bear.

monster · 09-27-2015, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

you be smrter than the average bear.

ftfy

Lola Bunny · 09-28-2015, 06:36 PM

I didn't know they helmets that small. I measure my head and it's 21 1/4". The chart shows they have helmets as small as XXSmall. Are they for children?

xoxoxoBruce · 09-28-2015, 08:00 PM

Children, small people, munchkins, anybody with money.

glatt · 09-29-2015, 08:03 AM

I always thought I had a big noggin because I have to put the cheap baseball caps on the largest plastic hole setting. 24.5 inches, so I'm between an XL and an XXL helmet.

Gravdigr · 09-29-2015, 03:30 PM

You need to measure when your brain is flaccid.

Gravdigr · 09-29-2015, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

I did have to work the padding at the front of my half helmet a little with a [ball peen] hammer to get the fit just right.

That stuff only crushes once, you know.

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09-26-2015, 05:23 PM	#48
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09-26-2015, 06:14 PM	#49
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09-27-2015, 02:27 AM	#50
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Since my hats are all one-size-fits-most, adjustable trash, I did the tape measure and got 23" even. Then I remembered my official National Park Service Ranger Hat, from the genuine National Park Service Ranger Hat store, fitted by a genuine National Park Service Ranger Hat salesman, and that's 7 1/8. That doesn't jibe with the chart. Jim, what did you measure with the tape? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-27-2015, 03:37 AM	#51
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09-27-2015, 07:52 AM	#53
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I measure 24 3/4 - 7/8... So I'm at the top edge of XXL. I did have to work the padding at the front of my half helmet a little with a a balpene hammer to get the fit just right. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-27-2015, 01:58 PM	#54
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That sure beats modifying your head, with a hammer or the road. you be smarter than the average bear. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-28-2015, 06:36 PM	#56
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	I didn't know they helmets that small. I measure my head and it's 21 1/4". The chart shows they have helmets as small as XXSmall. Are they for children?

09-28-2015, 08:00 PM	#57
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Children, small people, munchkins, anybody with money. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-29-2015, 08:03 AM	#58
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I always thought I had a big noggin because I have to put the cheap baseball caps on the largest plastic hole setting. 24.5 inches, so I'm between an XL and an XXL helmet.

09-29-2015, 03:30 PM	#59
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