Deal Breakers - Page 8

Aliantha · 11-24-2008, 03:44 PM

I've never tried to hover over a toilet seat to pee. Having a pee is one of those small pleasures if you happen to own a bladder like mine, so why spoil it by trying to be contortionist?

Better to just sit yourself down and get nice and comfy and damn the consequences!

Pico and ME · 11-24-2008, 04:12 PM

I'll hover over a porta-potty, those things scare me. But otherwise, I'm with Ali, sitting to pee is a natural pleasure.

Aliantha · 11-24-2008, 04:13 PM

I'll avoid porta potty's at all costs. lol Those things ARE nasty!

Treasenuak · 11-24-2008, 07:24 PM

The ex dropped his cell phone down a portajohn... and went in after it. In his cammies. Which are no longer forest green now. -gag-

SquidGirl · 11-24-2008, 07:41 PM

One girl at work peed on the seat and the awesome thing is another called her out on it. She said she hovers over the toilet. I am slowly finding out of many people that do that. I personally don't. There are so many germs out there, whats one more chance at getting one on my thigh(since that's what actually touches the seat).

Shawnee123 · 11-25-2008, 07:54 AM

Even if they hover, can't they have the courtesy to wipe the seat?

Ugh

Shawnee123 · 11-25-2008, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

It's a co-ed bathroom, which I assume to mean that you lock the door when you're in. So, how do you know it's the women peeing on the seat? Don''t men's rooms usually have urinals? Could it be a guy who thinks he's peeing in the urinal so doesn't care about the seat? Is there a urinal?

Having said all that...I am at my most OCD when using the restrooms here...because yeah, some people, including women, are just plain disgusting!

No one ever answers questions around here, even one so innocuous as "how do you know the seat-pissers?"

glatt · 11-25-2008, 09:29 AM

I don't get too worked up about using public toilets. Butt skin is a good barrier against germs. Just wash your hands afterwards, and it's all cool.

Of course, if there is something visible on the seat, I'd take a little TP and wipe it off before sitting down.

Treasenuak · 11-25-2008, 01:07 PM

Or hold it until you get home, to your own (hopefully) well scrubbed toilets?

Shawnee123 · 11-25-2008, 01:51 PM

That's a great idea...except for those pesky JOBS.

Cicero · 11-25-2008, 02:00 PM

Anyone that says, "I don't like the way you do things". (in general all the way around)

Ok, so you really aren't going to like it when I tell you to "go fuck yourself".

Oh hai. Bitter bag speaking...

Shawnee123 · 11-25-2008, 02:36 PM

You are the best darn bitter bag I ever did see!

I remember an old friend whose boyfriend had broken up with her and she told me once "I'm not done in the bitter barn yet. I'm going to play in the hay awhile."

I get that!

Aliantha · 11-25-2008, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

Anyone that says, "I don't like the way you do things". (in general all the way around)

Ok, so you really aren't going to like it when I tell you to "go fuck yourself".

Oh hai. Bitter bag speaking...

I suppose though, that if they didn't like the way you did things, then fucking themselves will probably bring them more pleasure anyway right?

Cicero · 11-25-2008, 02:51 PM

Yea, but who cares?

Pico and ME · 11-26-2008, 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

No one ever answers questions around here, even one so innocuous as "how do you know the seat-pissers?"

D'oh! You expect too much! No one likes to be pinned down for their 'little exaggerations'.

11-24-2008, 03:44 PM	#106
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I've never tried to hover over a toilet seat to pee. Having a pee is one of those small pleasures if you happen to own a bladder like mine, so why spoil it by trying to be contortionist? Better to just sit yourself down and get nice and comfy and damn the consequences! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-24-2008, 04:13 PM	#108
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I'll avoid porta potty's at all costs. lol Those things ARE nasty! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-25-2008, 07:54 AM	#111
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Even if they hover, can't they have the courtesy to wipe the seat? Ugh __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

11-25-2008, 01:51 PM	#115
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	That's a great idea...except for those pesky JOBS. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

11-25-2008, 02:00 PM	#116
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Anyone that says, "I don't like the way you do things". (in general all the way around) Ok, so you really aren't going to like it when I tell you to "go fuck yourself". Oh hai. Bitter bag speaking... __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

11-24-2008, 04:12 PM	#107
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	I'll hover over a porta-potty, those things scare me. But otherwise, I'm with Ali, sitting to pee is a natural pleasure.

11-24-2008, 07:24 PM	#109
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	The ex dropped his cell phone down a portajohn... and went in after it. In his cammies. Which are no longer forest green now. -gag-

11-24-2008, 07:41 PM	#110
SquidGirl Colloquialist Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Cavern in Mount Pleasant, MI Posts: 79	One girl at work peed on the seat and the awesome thing is another called her out on it. She said she hovers over the toilet. I am slowly finding out of many people that do that. I personally don't. There are so many germs out there, whats one more chance at getting one on my thigh(since that's what actually touches the seat).

11-25-2008, 09:29 AM	#113
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I don't get too worked up about using public toilets. Butt skin is a good barrier against germs. Just wash your hands afterwards, and it's all cool. Of course, if there is something visible on the seat, I'd take a little TP and wipe it off before sitting down.

11-25-2008, 01:07 PM	#114
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Or hold it until you get home, to your own (hopefully) well scrubbed toilets?

11-25-2008, 02:36 PM	#117
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	You are the best darn bitter bag I ever did see! I remember an old friend whose boyfriend had broken up with her and she told me once "I'm not done in the bitter barn yet. I'm going to play in the hay awhile." I get that! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

11-25-2008, 02:51 PM	#119
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Yea, but who cares? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

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