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Old 04-23-2009, 11:11 PM   #16
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I don't think I want to know how you know this.
Teapot is an ant. It all makes sense now.
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Old 04-23-2009, 11:14 PM   #17
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I read Empire of the Ants by Bernard Weber awhile ago. It was really fun, and gave me a new perspective on ants, even though its just fiction.
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Old 04-24-2009, 04:17 PM   #18
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Its not half as cool as the reality of our mighty race.
We wage war against nature by day, and party by night.

Did you know that ants invented the first hangover cure?
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Old 04-24-2009, 04:25 PM   #19
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A fire ant bit my knee two days ago.
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Old 04-24-2009, 08:28 PM   #20
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A fire ant bit my knee two days ago.

Having a little trouble with my eyes. Did you write that you had a fire ant on your knee or that you were on your knees on Fire Island?
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Old 04-26-2009, 10:22 PM   #21
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Having a little trouble with my eyes. Did you write that you had a fire ant on your knee or that you were on your knees on Fire Island?
Let your imagination wander. An ant bit my knee.

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Old 04-27-2009, 10:12 AM   #22
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I can just imagine their little tiny ant strap-ons.
It's not actually ants, but still.
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Old 04-27-2009, 12:09 PM   #23
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I'm so confused by that picture I don't know where to start: it's like some Romantic Cockroach Getaway Package in the Poconos. You know Rold Gold pretzels are like champagne and strawberries to a female cockaroach, doncha?
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Old 05-05-2009, 03:48 PM   #24
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When I first saw the title of this thread, I thought it was to be about lesbians. I had a rimlick--I mean a limerick ready and everything.
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