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Gravdigr · 06-13-2018, 02:28 PM

I was tickled by the Not A Flame Thrower.

Happy Monkey · 01-10-2019, 03:27 PM

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Elon Musk makes me laugh.

He still does.

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The new Roadster will actually do something like [hovering in the air on rockets]

Happy Monkey · 01-28-2019, 01:05 PM

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He still does.

Will it fly? Maybe. Does it swim? Yes, but they don't recommend it. (Old 2016 story)

captainhook455 · 06-13-2018, 08:31 PM

I was accidentally shot with a BB gun when young. I would rather have that then to be shot with a flame thrower that isn't a flame thrower.

Gravdigr · 06-14-2018, 03:44 PM

You hope it was an accident.

fargon · 06-14-2018, 08:24 PM

We routinely shot each other with BB guns, when we were kids back in the 60's.

fargon · 06-14-2018, 08:25 PM

And yes it hurt like hell.

Gravdigr · 06-15-2018, 01:32 PM

You might have put your eye out.[/ChristmasStory]

Happy Monkey · 06-16-2018, 08:32 AM

I got shot in the eye with a BB at a Scout camp. Luckily, only a ricochet.

Griff · 06-22-2018, 06:37 AM

My buddies older brother used to shoot at us. Fortunately, I was the skinny one and he was the fat one.

Clodfobble · 06-22-2018, 10:28 AM

Mr. Clod got a resume from a guy with an annoying double name--think John Johnson or Peter Petersburg. But to make things worse, he learned at the interview that the guy's first name is pronounced differently than the last name. Like "Puh-teer" Petersburg, or "Yoan" Johnson.

It was a good interview, and they're probably going to hire him, so it's pretty much a given that Mr. Clod will forever be screwing up this guy's name. I feel bad for him, but then again he's probably used to it.

glatt · 06-22-2018, 10:38 AM

Isn't it annoying that you can't use real names because they will likely find it in a vanity search?

Except for Edwin Tapia. I want that guy to come forward. We've been getting his magazines at our house for years.

Gravdigr · 06-22-2018, 01:06 PM

~~I send my buddy free catalogs.~~ I have free catalogs sent to my buddy. Been doing it for years.

I always use some really fucked up variation on his actual name.

Griff · 06-22-2018, 02:31 PM

I like to send bullshit Christmas cards to people. I saw one hanging in a buddies house once, I had to out myself it was too funny not to reveal.

sexobon · 06-24-2018, 12:28 PM

This place has a namesake perfume (sort of). Read the scent description.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/BPALs-The-C...AAAOSwzC9bLx5T

06-13-2018, 02:28 PM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I was tickled by the Not A Flame Thrower. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-14-2018, 03:44 PM	#5
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	You hope it was an accident. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-14-2018, 08:24 PM	#6
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	We routinely shot each other with BB guns, when we were kids back in the 60's. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

06-14-2018, 08:25 PM	#7
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	And yes it hurt like hell. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

06-15-2018, 01:32 PM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	You might have put your eye out.[/ChristmasStory] __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-13-2018, 08:31 PM	#4
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	I was accidentally shot with a BB gun when young. I would rather have that then to be shot with a flame thrower that isn't a flame thrower.

06-16-2018, 08:32 AM	#9
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	I got shot in the eye with a BB at a Scout camp. Luckily, only a ricochet. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

06-22-2018, 06:37 AM	#10
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	My buddies older brother used to shoot at us. Fortunately, I was the skinny one and he was the fat one. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-22-2018, 10:28 AM	#11
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Mr. Clod got a resume from a guy with an annoying double name--think John Johnson or Peter Petersburg. But to make things worse, he learned at the interview that the guy's first name is pronounced differently than the last name. Like "Puh-teer" Petersburg, or "Yoan" Johnson. It was a good interview, and they're probably going to hire him, so it's pretty much a given that Mr. Clod will forever be screwing up this guy's name. I feel bad for him, but then again he's probably used to it. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

06-22-2018, 10:38 AM	#12
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Isn't it annoying that you can't use real names because they will likely find it in a vanity search? Except for Edwin Tapia. I want that guy to come forward. We've been getting his magazines at our house for years.

06-22-2018, 01:06 PM	#13
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	~~I send my buddy free catalogs.~~ I have free catalogs sent to my buddy. Been doing it for years. I always use some really fucked up variation on his actual name. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-22-2018, 02:31 PM	#14
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I like to send bullshit Christmas cards to people. I saw one hanging in a buddies house once, I had to out myself it was too funny not to reveal. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-24-2018, 12:28 PM	#15
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	This place has a namesake perfume (sort of). Read the scent description. https://www.ebay.com/itm/BPALs-The-C...AAAOSwzC9bLx5T

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