"flicking the bean"

footfootfoot · 01-18-2006, 10:09 PM

As you may all know, there are about ten trillion euphemisms for male masturbation, e.g. 'waxing the dolphin'. There are precious few such terms for female masturbation, e.g. 'clubbing the clam'.

Yes, yes, we've all heard the tripe about how "We don't talk about it, we just do it." That is about as believable as a guy saying he doesn't do it. Which may be why guys have ten squintillion terms for it, you need a lot of ways to talk about what you never do.

So what we are looking for in this thread are only euphemisms for female masturbation.

You know you talk about it, you say you do it.

So spill the beans, flicked or otherwise.

lookout123 · 01-18-2006, 10:39 PM

talking to the little man in the canoe

BigV · 01-18-2006, 11:46 PM

Hmm.

Actually, I don't do the "it" you're talking about--wrong plumbing. But I've heard "get yourself off", unimaginative as it may be.

Troubleshooter · 01-19-2006, 10:12 AM

polishing the pearl

lumberjim · 01-19-2006, 10:20 AM

'rub one out'

not too graphic, yet slightly nasty

Urbane Guerrilla · 01-19-2006, 11:09 AM

Oh, come on people!

"Pat the bunny."

chimmichunga · 01-19-2006, 11:21 AM

Rustle the Cabbage

barefoot serpent · 01-19-2006, 04:09 PM

Bush Whacking?

capnhowdy · 01-19-2006, 05:40 PM

finger licking

BigV · 01-19-2006, 06:14 PM

How about:

Ridin' slidesaddle.

Yee-haw!

edit:

great. I thought I thought that one up, checked my link above and found it. Maybe I read it when I skimmed the article and it just slipped (!) my mind. Fine. Whatever, take it.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-19-2006, 09:51 PM

Hmmmmm....mostly men telling me what women don't say to men.
Color me sceptical.

Ether42 · 01-20-2006, 11:15 PM

ahhhh a drunken night with radio people (us radio people can be weird)
came up with this gem my personal fav.(it makes it sound so regal and defined)

"Tickle Her Fancy" and I'll tell ya sometimes those little buggers are quite "Fancy"

busterb · 01-20-2006, 11:32 PM

Say what? hello.

d1x1e · 01-24-2006, 11:24 AM

gusset typist

MaggieL · 01-25-2006, 03:55 PM

I'm fond of the anime onomatopoeias "fap" and "schlick", myself. (q.v.. urbandictionary.com). It occurs to me that I'm probably one of the few Cellarites who have done both. :-)

Is "animetopoeia" a word? It is now.

01-18-2006, 10:09 PM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	"flicking the bean" As you may all know, there are about ten trillion euphemisms for male masturbation, e.g. 'waxing the dolphin'. There are precious few such terms for female masturbation, e.g. 'clubbing the clam'. Yes, yes, we've all heard the tripe about how "We don't talk about it, we just do it." That is about as believable as a guy saying he doesn't do it. Which may be why guys have ten squintillion terms for it, you need a lot of ways to talk about what you never do. So what we are looking for in this thread are only euphemisms for female masturbation. You know you talk about it, you say you do it. So spill the beans, flicked or otherwise. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-18-2006, 11:46 PM	#3
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Hmm. Actually, I don't do the "it" you're talking about--wrong plumbing. But I've heard "get yourself off", unimaginative as it may be. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

01-19-2006, 10:12 AM	#4
Troubleshooter The urban Jane Goodall Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,012	polishing the pearl __________________ I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. - Aristotle

01-19-2006, 10:20 AM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	'rub one out' not too graphic, yet slightly nasty __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-19-2006, 11:09 AM	#6
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Oh, come on people! "Pat the bunny." __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

01-18-2006, 10:39 PM	#2
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	talking to the little man in the canoe

01-19-2006, 11:21 AM	#7
chimmichunga Soylent Greenhorn Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Central Texas Posts: 25	Rustle the Cabbage

01-19-2006, 04:09 PM	#8
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	Bush Whacking?

01-19-2006, 05:40 PM	#9
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	finger licking __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

01-19-2006, 06:14 PM	#10
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	How about: Ridin' slidesaddle. Yee-haw! edit: great. I thought I thought that one up, checked my link above and found it. Maybe I read it when I skimmed the article and it just slipped (!) my mind. Fine. Whatever, take it. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

01-19-2006, 09:51 PM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Hmmmmm....mostly men telling me what women don't say to men. Color me sceptical. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-20-2006, 11:15 PM	#12
Ether42 Questionist Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: near chicago Posts: 8	ahhhh a drunken night with radio people (us radio people can be weird) came up with this gem my personal fav.(it makes it sound so regal and defined) "Tickle Her Fancy" and I'll tell ya sometimes those little buggers are quite "Fancy" __________________ You,ve got to tolerate all thouse people that you hate, I'm not in love with you but i won't hold that against you..................... oh and please don't kill me over my grammer it isn't that english isn't my first dialect it is that I'm dumb

01-20-2006, 11:32 PM	#13
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Say what? hello. __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

01-24-2006, 11:24 AM	#14
d1x1e Rapscallion Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 5	gusset typist

01-25-2006, 03:55 PM	#15
MaggieL in the Hour of Scampering Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Jeffersonville PA (15 mi NW of Philadelphia) Posts: 4,060	I'm fond of the anime onomatopoeias "fap" and "schlick", myself. (q.v.. urbandictionary.com). It occurs to me that I'm probably one of the few Cellarites who have done both. :-) Is "animetopoeia" a word? It is now. __________________ "Neither can his Mind be thought to be in Tune,whose words do jarre; nor his reason In frame, whose sentence is preposterous..."

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