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Old 02-01-2011, 07:55 PM   #1
drfroth
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Farting in Africa is Now A Crime (no joke)

Yep. If you fart in Malawi Africa you are a criminal. I posted a blog about this with my usual rant here:

http://millsap.wordpress.com/2011/02...o-its-the-law/

If you do not give a shit about my take on it and want to just read the actual news article...here is the link to that:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ind-crime.html

Though my blog is much more frothy and moist than the plain ol' news one...bwahahahaha.
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Old 02-01-2011, 08:05 PM   #2
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that stinks
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Old 02-01-2011, 08:26 PM   #3
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I'm sure the "You smelt it you dealt it" defense will be in full bloom over there.
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Old 02-01-2011, 10:18 PM   #4
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This is absolutely ridiculous. I guess they'd rather people die of stomach aches and pathological distention of the bowel (big shit) caused by gas pressure build-up, than just release that gas pressure out of the body.
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Old 02-02-2011, 12:06 AM   #5
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thank god it's not a crime at houston grand prix!
errr no slugz!
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