Preferred name for female genitalia

Meursault · 04-23-2009, 10:32 PM

pussy, vag, fanny, v-j, snatch, monkey, beaver, box, muff --there are lots of names. but which do women prefer?

Razzmatazz13 · 04-23-2009, 10:39 PM

I typically use "innie"

As in.."Girls have innies, but boys have outies."

lumberjim · 04-23-2009, 10:50 PM

buh-guy-ner

Cloud · 04-23-2009, 11:21 PM

either correct names when actually talking about them; cunt or pussy is fine for sex talk

xoxoxoBruce · 04-23-2009, 11:29 PM

Heaven.

capnhowdy · 04-24-2009, 06:59 AM

leverage

Meursault · 04-24-2009, 03:18 PM

great. i try to get a female concensus and i get dudes answering. well fine! i'd better not hear any females complaing about the names i use for their junk...

Sheldonrs · 04-24-2009, 03:31 PM

I call it No Mans Land.

The Teapot · 04-24-2009, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

I call it No Mans Land.

You have lice and rats?

xoxoxoBruce · 04-25-2009, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Meursault

great. i try to get a female concensus and i get dudes answering. well fine! i'd better not hear any females complaing about the names i use for their junk...

Call it what you want, but it ain't junk.

TheMercenary · 04-25-2009, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Call it what you want, but it ain't junk.

Second. If you expect to get any of it on a regular basis you better come up with a new name for it.

sugarpop · 04-24-2009, 05:06 PM

As Cicero once said, Shiva.

footfootfoot · 04-24-2009, 05:33 PM

I think I did a thread about a hundred years ago on the slang names for female masturbation, e.g. "clubbing the clam" and found it was mostly guys who answered.

Them gals must be sworn to secrecy, or (more likely) they haven't got a Y chromosome and therefore are too busy thinking about whether their ass is too big, or not big enough, or if they remembered to feed the fish or cats or what are they going to make for dinner and was she insinuating that I am low class by that remark I wonder if there is a sale on english muffins at the store this week, we can freeze the extras Sally hasn't returned my call I wonder if she is ok, that guy she is going out with is such a jerk, I think she needs to work on her self esteem, how come my trainer makes that funny face when I am on the adductor machine? I don't know if I should continue my membership there...

DanaC · 04-25-2009, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Them gals must be sworn to secrecy, or (more likely) they haven't got a Y chromosome and therefore are too busy thinking about whether their ass is too big, or not big enough, or if they remembered to feed the fish or cats or what are they going to make for dinner and was she insinuating that I am low class by that remark I wonder if there is a sale on english muffins at the store this week, we can freeze the extras Sally hasn't returned my call I wonder if she is ok, that guy she is going out with is such a jerk, I think she needs to work on her self esteem, how come my trainer makes that funny face when I am on the adductor machine? I don't know if I should continue my membership there...

Oh my God. He gets it.

I don't really have a preferred term. Not really. Most I don't mind. I have terms I detest. Don't like the word 'pussy'. Dunno why, always found that one an uncomfortable fit. Don't mind 'cunt'. Or 'Vag', or 'Bajina' *grins*. But not pussy. Always sounds fucking dumb to me. Don't think it works when an English guy says it.

There was a couple I used to know in Bolton. They lived in the flat below us. For some reason this topic of conversation came up at a party and apparently, he called it her little flower. *blinks* This of course led to this poor girl being greeted with "Hey, Lisa! Show us Your Flower!" for about the next five years :P

TheMercenary · 04-26-2009, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Them gals must be sworn to secrecy, or (more likely) they haven't got a Y chromosome and therefore are too busy thinking about whether their ass is too big, or not big enough, or if they remembered to feed the fish or cats or what are they going to make for dinner and was she insinuating that I am low class by that remark I wonder if there is a sale on english muffins at the store this week, we can freeze the extras Sally hasn't returned my call I wonder if she is ok, that guy she is going out with is such a jerk, I think she needs to work on her self esteem, how come my trainer makes that funny face when I am on the adductor machine? I don't know if I should continue my membership there...

That's what they are thinking when you have sex with them.

04-23-2009, 10:32 PM	#1
Meursault Cantankerous Incantonator Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: n tx Posts: 56	Preferred name for female genitalia pussy, vag, fanny, v-j, snatch, monkey, beaver, box, muff --there are lots of names. but which do women prefer? __________________ Please exercise caution --costume mask and chest plate are not protective; cape does not enable wearer to fly.

04-23-2009, 10:39 PM	#2
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	I typically use "innie" As in.."Girls have innies, but boys have outies." __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

04-23-2009, 10:50 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	buh-guy-ner __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-23-2009, 11:21 PM	#4
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	either correct names when actually talking about them; cunt or pussy is fine for sex talk __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-23-2009, 11:29 PM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Heaven. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-24-2009, 06:59 AM	#6
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	leverage __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

04-24-2009, 03:18 PM	#7
Meursault Cantankerous Incantonator Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: n tx Posts: 56	great. i try to get a female concensus and i get dudes answering. well fine! i'd better not hear any females complaing about the names i use for their junk... __________________ Please exercise caution --costume mask and chest plate are not protective; cape does not enable wearer to fly.

04-24-2009, 03:31 PM	#8
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I call it No Mans Land. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

04-24-2009, 05:06 PM	#12
sugarpop Professor Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: the edge of the abyss Posts: 1,947	As Cicero once said, Shiva.

04-24-2009, 05:33 PM	#13
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I think I did a thread about a hundred years ago on the slang names for female masturbation, e.g. "clubbing the clam" and found it was mostly guys who answered. Them gals must be sworn to secrecy, or (more likely) they haven't got a Y chromosome and therefore are too busy thinking about whether their ass is too big, or not big enough, or if they remembered to feed the fish or cats or what are they going to make for dinner and was she insinuating that I am low class by that remark I wonder if there is a sale on english muffins at the store this week, we can freeze the extras Sally hasn't returned my call I wonder if she is ok, that guy she is going out with is such a jerk, I think she needs to work on her self esteem, how come my trainer makes that funny face when I am on the adductor machine? I don't know if I should continue my membership there... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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