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07-06-2014, 07:25 PM | #2 |
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Any time; I'm a fan of quackulating.
Unrelated to blowing stuff up, our barn swallow brood has fledged, leaving a gawdawful mess right in front of our front door (the nest was directly OVER the front door). Never mind. They've been perching on the porch chairs, preening, doing little practice flight circles and swoops and coming back ... this morning none of them were in the nest. Unsurprising, since there are 5 and they were sitting on top of each other before. This afternoon they were all swooping around the front area catching bugs, babies as big as the parents, one huge gorgeous roundabout of swallows (cynics, cue Circle of Life here). AND ... a hen turkey brought her brood of 12 chicks into our backyard today to hunt bugs and grubs. Too much cuteness. Then the big-ass groundhog that naps under our deck ran out and sat right in the middle of them, taunting us. Next time, groundhog!
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07-07-2014, 03:12 PM | #3 |
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Twelve?!
I saw an old hen with nine poults once. I was stunned. As was everyone (turkey hunters, mostly) I told about it. You rarely see more than a half-dozen in these parts. Must not be many predators around there.
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07-07-2014, 05:30 PM | #4 |
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I believe they have a different sub-species that far north. Like most of the squirrels being black (can I say that or is it racist?)
Ortho - Are there any neurotoxins you could slip 3F to take care of his ground hogs? I was talking to some guys on the internet from Yemen or something and they were more than willing to mail some bio toxins.
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07-07-2014, 05:33 PM | #5 | |
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07-07-2014, 06:26 PM | #6 |
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I have a friend who tried that and pooping down the hole. It just pisses them off and makes them vengeful.
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07-08-2014, 12:25 PM | #7 |
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Mothballs? Lots of them?
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07-08-2014, 12:51 PM | #8 |
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Hah! My brain. It is teh awesome. Sometimes.
On the thinnest of hunches, I went Googling for a product I thought up. And, lo, and, behold, there it was plain as the Dearest Foot, I present to you, Critter Ridder from Havahart: Also comes in a spray. From here (or pretty much anywhere else, really)
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07-08-2014, 12:30 PM | #9 |
To shreds, you say?
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Yes, but how do you get their tiny legs apart?
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07-08-2014, 11:31 PM | #10 |
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If it comes in a spray, you might consider loosening your grip.
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07-10-2014, 05:07 PM | #11 |
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That took just a second...
...well, longer than a second...
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07-17-2014, 01:17 PM | #12 |
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Hornets...
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07-17-2014, 04:31 PM | #13 |
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As a person who is interested in interesting stuff, that was pretty damn cool.
As a person who is allergic to bee stings, and such, fuck that shit, which way to the diesel fuel?
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07-17-2014, 10:54 PM | #14 |
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I take issue with White Faced Hornets not being aggressive, though. I had some work me over as a youth, take my wallet, and leave me for dead. It couldn't have been my fault, I was a lovely lad. My eyes were swollen shut for two days so I couldn't pick them out of a lineup.
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07-20-2014, 10:24 AM | #15 |
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